A sixer…

for Six Sentence Stories where the given word is Guard.

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“Guard it with your life,” he said, ”I’m going to be away for a couple of days and I daren’t leave it unattended at home”.

“But it’s just a jar of strawberry jam”, I said, “why would anyone want to knick it?”

“Ah, but it’s not any old jam it’s special jam, now do as I say and don’t let it out of your sight”, and with that, he slipped out of the door and disappeared into the darkness of the frosty winter’s night.

I was curious and thought I’d sneakily try a little bit, so I toasted a slice of bread, liberally buttered it and plopped a spoon of special jam on top and when I took a bite I nearly broke a tooth before swallowing what I thought must have been a very underripe strawberry!

A couple of days later he returned, and after he sidled through my back door I asked him to please explain what was special about that jam, and he said, in hushed tones, that a priceless diamond was concealed within it.

That explained what had happened, and I felt obliged to tell him what I’d done, promising to keep an eye out for it when visiting the you-now-where for a you-know-what!

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Thanks to Denise at GirlieOnTheEdge for hosting.

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28 thoughts on “A sixer…”

  1. Sadje's avatar Sadje September 14, 2022 / 23:55

    He should have said before! 😜😂

      • Sadje's avatar Sadje September 15, 2022 / 13:26

        Absolutely wonderful.

      • Liz H's avatar Liz H September 16, 2022 / 00:56

        Especially if you’re watching out for a diamond!!! 💩😂

  2. beth's avatar beth September 14, 2022 / 23:57

    well, he’ll certainly see it again )

  3. Doug Jacquier's avatar Doug Jacquier September 15, 2022 / 01:33

    Well, people on thrones usually get diamonds. 😉

  4. ladysighs's avatar ladysighs September 15, 2022 / 10:39

    I thought that’s where drug dealers hid whatever they’re spreading at the moment.

  5. ceayr's avatar ceayr September 15, 2022 / 10:46

    You and your big mouth!

  6. jenne49's avatar jenne49 September 15, 2022 / 11:08

    Well that beats ‘curiosity killed the cat’! Still smiling here.

  7. clark's avatar clark September 15, 2022 / 13:03

    A Diamond in the Stuff, no?

    fun Six, Keith

  8. UP's avatar UP September 15, 2022 / 16:07

    Oh dear indeed. Good job.

  9. Spira's avatar Spira September 16, 2022 / 09:36

    Oh, scat!🤣

  10. GirlieOnTheEdge's avatar GirlieOnTheEdge September 17, 2022 / 14:42

    🤣😂 Who needs television when I can listen to one of your audio Sixes, Keith?!
    Well done, sir.

  11. Nicole Horlings's avatar Nicole Horlings September 17, 2022 / 21:20

    Fantastic, Keith. Had me heartily chuckling.

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