for Six Sentence Stories where the given word is Guard.
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“Guard it with your life,” he said, ”I’m going to be away for a couple of days and I daren’t leave it unattended at home”.
“But it’s just a jar of strawberry jam”, I said, “why would anyone want to knick it?”
“Ah, but it’s not any old jam it’s special jam, now do as I say and don’t let it out of your sight”, and with that, he slipped out of the door and disappeared into the darkness of the frosty winter’s night.
I was curious and thought I’d sneakily try a little bit, so I toasted a slice of bread, liberally buttered it and plopped a spoon of special jam on top and when I took a bite I nearly broke a tooth before swallowing what I thought must have been a very underripe strawberry!
A couple of days later he returned, and after he sidled through my back door I asked him to please explain what was special about that jam, and he said, in hushed tones, that a priceless diamond was concealed within it.
That explained what had happened, and I felt obliged to tell him what I’d done, promising to keep an eye out for it when visiting the you-now-where for a you-know-what!
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Thanks to Denise at GirlieOnTheEdge for hosting.
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He should have said before! 😜😂
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Hindsight is a wonderful thing!
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Absolutely wonderful.
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Especially if you’re watching out for a diamond!!! 💩😂
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well, he’ll certainly see it again )
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No doubt!
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Well, people on thrones usually get diamonds. 😉
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Nice one, Doug!!!
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Lol, a great story Keith. 🤣
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Thanks so much, Suzette.
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I thought that’s where drug dealers hid whatever they’re spreading at the moment.
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That would be interesting jam!
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You and your big mouth!
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You’ve noticed!
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Well that beats ‘curiosity killed the cat’! Still smiling here.
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Very true! Thanks for the grin, Jenne.
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A Diamond in the Stuff, no?
fun Six, Keith
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‘fraid so, cheers Clark.
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Oh dear indeed. Good job.
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Thanks, Paul!
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Hope he didn’t break a tooth!
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Almost, but no!
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Oh, scat!🤣
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Exactly!
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Good six.
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🤣😂 Who needs television when I can listen to one of your audio Sixes, Keith?!
Well done, sir.
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Fantastic, Keith. Had me heartily chuckling.
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Let’s hope it hasn’t already gone down the drain.
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