A tiddly tale

for Six Sentence Stories where the given word is Key.

I’ve decided against attempting an audio for reasons which may become apparent!

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I hated mobile phones when they first appeared, I preferred proper telephones with curly cables but being a trendy dude I bought myself one.

I got my first text, ‘hi keith how u doin c-in r tomoz 4t u mite cum 2 luv mary’ 

What was Mary saying?

When I had a go at replying, my mobile used something I now know to be  ‘predictive text’ which reads my mind and writes what it thinks I’m trying to say.

‘Hell mare, watch was yolk massage a boot, I did nut undertake it, plaice foam me, lovely, Key’.

Oh dear, I decided to call her on a proper phone and apparently she was going to see our friend Rosey the next night and thought I might like to go too, so I did.

*Thanks to  Denise at GirlieOnTheEdge for hosting!

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40 thoughts on “A tiddly tale

  1. Sadje's avatar Sadje June 9, 2022 / 12:02

    Haha! This has happened to me so Many times. 😂😂😂

  2. Frank Hubeny's avatar Frank Hubeny June 9, 2022 / 12:23

    Sounds like the best thing to do is to turn off notifications for text messages.

  3. Christine Goodnough's avatar Christine Goodnough June 9, 2022 / 13:13

    Ah yes! Ours is “auto-correct” and it’s redone many a word for me, usually to my embarrassment.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 9, 2022 / 13:37

      I couldn’t have asked for a more interesting, sorry, baffling comment, Doug!!!

  4. Chris Hall's avatar Chris Hall June 9, 2022 / 15:32

    Oh Keith, I feel a ‘ludditesque’ comment coming on… I even miss those curly cables which always got into a knot!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 9, 2022 / 15:43

      They always did and usually at the most inconvenient moments! I’m sure we all have ludditesquian moments now and again!

  5. Suzette Benjamin's avatar Suzette Benjamin June 9, 2022 / 15:38

    I laugh so hard at this one Keith. Bravo!
    The predictive text is a hoot at the best of time…”please foam me…” LOL 🤣🤣

  6. ceayr's avatar ceayr June 9, 2022 / 15:42

    Jings, mate that went wheeching over my head too.
    4t for ‘thought’ jist disnae work in Scotland!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 9, 2022 / 15:48

      I was in Glasgow at the weekend and some of the conversations I overheard were just as confusing to my sassenach mind!

  7. Jenne Gray's avatar Jenne Gray June 9, 2022 / 16:14

    Still laughing, Keith. Many’s the misunderstanding… Mind you, I thought Mary was meeting R for tea. But then we don’t do diphthongs up here.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 9, 2022 / 17:19

      Goodness knows what she was doing! You, with a little help from Google, have taught me a new word, diphthongs! I can’t imagine life without them.

  8. UP's avatar UP June 9, 2022 / 19:39

    a much needed dose of humor in my day.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 10, 2022 / 11:29

      Delighted to have amused you!

      BTW (as they say), I can’t find your blog UP!

      • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 10, 2022 / 12:37

        UPdate – found it, read it, commented on it!

  9. clark's avatar clark June 9, 2022 / 19:43

    Keith, dude!

    I’ll mail you five dollars (US) to do the audio of this Post.

    Hubris in technology? ‘Predictive’ text yeah.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 10, 2022 / 11:30

      I was tempted by your generous offer, but I gave up!

  10. Staarlz's avatar Staarlz June 10, 2022 / 03:08

    Hilarious…because I only recently surrendered to the technology, though I still maintain my landline (more reliable). I can hardly call what I do “texting”…they’re still as long as an email 🙂

      • Staarlz's avatar Staarlz June 10, 2022 / 11:40

        Yes, but generally dragging my feet and cursing 🙂 I don’t know if it’s the same where you live, but “digital” coupons are the thing now in grocery stores. So if you don’t “do” digital, you don’t get the discounted price on the item. I can’t do digital, as it involves “scanning” or some dang thing–Makes me crazy.

  11. Natasha's avatar Natasha June 10, 2022 / 08:23

    Oh, dear God. This was too hilarious.

    Absolutely brilliant, Keith. 🙂

  12. Spira's avatar Spira June 10, 2022 / 16:01

    What will it take to grace us with an audio of this SSS?

  13. The Atomic Mage's avatar The Atomic Mage June 10, 2022 / 19:13

    So true 😁😂 And it was a satisfying sound and experience winding the dial of those old phones with your finger.

    Year, I tooth heave problems you sing predictive texans!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 11, 2022 / 16:39

      Those were the days! It’s interesting how often people still say they are dialling a number!

  14. Tom's avatar Tom June 11, 2022 / 17:59

    Hahaha! Funny, Keith… you can always predict predictive text to get it wrong!

  15. Liz H's avatar Liz H June 12, 2022 / 21:36

    My kids used to roll their eyes at my full-sentence texts. But now they’ve come to accept them…
    Another fun Six, Keith!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 13, 2022 / 12:19

      Mine too Liz, but I’m getting a more text-savvy now!

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