91 words

for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt where the given word is… 

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William and Willamena had much in common, she was sure it was God’s Will they’d be joined in Holy Matriarchy.

Whilst strolling in the park William dropped to one knee.

“Alright?” she asked assuming his dodgy joints were playing up.

“Of course”, he huffed, whilst rummaging through his pockets. “You are the centre of my universe, the cherry on my cake, my omphalos”.

“Your om what?” she spluttered.

“My omph…”

“I’m, your belly button? By the way, you’ve knelt on something”. 

“What?”

“Ompheces.  Dog poo!”

Somewhat omphortunate, but she said yes!

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16 thoughts on “91 words

  1. brittabenson's avatar brittabenson May 21, 2022 / 14:16

    Well played, Keith. Love the little ompheces illustration to go with your post. Great take on the prompt.

  2. Michael B. Fishman's avatar Michael B. Fishman May 21, 2022 / 16:00

    Oma really enjoyed this! “Ompheces” LOL! And I’m happy Willamena said yes.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings May 22, 2022 / 17:51

      I’m pleased you enjoyed it and phleased for the W’s too! cheers Michael.

  3. Sadje's avatar Sadje May 21, 2022 / 18:12

    You always manage to makes these stories fun. Thanks

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings May 22, 2022 / 17:59

      Thanks, Sadje. I find writing fun stories such…fun! I come up with a serious one now and again just to assure myself I can still do it!

      • Sadje's avatar Sadje May 22, 2022 / 18:01

        You’re welcome!

  4. Bill's avatar Bill May 22, 2022 / 10:48

    Of course, this is Keith’s blog. Humor lives here. Even when love is on the poo. 🙂

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