My entry!

This is my submission to the Writer’s Cafe contest where the theme is Marvel Fanfic

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Let me read it to you!

I’ve never understood why Marvel passed me by when chronicling the adventures, missions and triumphs of superheroes.

I’ve led an exciting and fulfilling life. I once rescued a cat from a tree. Well, it was more of a bush but I had to stand on tip-toes.  I helped a lady get back on her feet after she fell to the ground. The fact that it is was I that tripped her did nothing to lessen the benevolence of my actions. Only yesterday I turned a snail back onto its belly having found it upside-down. The list of my heroic accomplishments is endless.

Given my suave seniority, I guess I could be another Silver Surfer, or even Iron Man Mk.2, though, at my age, I’d probably be going a little rusty! I spend ages on the Web, so how about Spiderman the Second!

By the way, I once went to a fancy-dress party as Shreck. I painted my face with green food colouring. I had to take a week off work whilst waiting for it to fade away!

Where was I? Oh yes, if anyone from Marvel is reading this, I am available should you need a new superhero to boost your ratings.

Your Stalwart Septuagenarian, your Pugnatios Pensioner awaits!

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11 thoughts on “My entry!

  1. Suzette Benjamin Apr 7, 2022 / 04:59

    Hilarious writing Keith. I enjoy reading your work. My favorite sentence:
    “I spend ages on the Web, so how about Spiderman the Second!” -excellent!🤣

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  2. Natasha Apr 7, 2022 / 11:17

    Deliciously rib tickling this one, Super hero, Keith.

    So happy I came by. Was away for a while,  > >

    Like

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