It’s a six!

for Sammi’s Six Sentence Stories where the given word is Handle.

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“I can’t handle this much longer,” said Gertrude, “at my time of life I should be taking it easy not gallivanting around at his beck and call.

When he’s hungry, he insists on being fed straight away and if he wants a walk, a walk we have, and once outside he’s constantly looking for somewhere to pee, or worse! 

If I don’t give him what he wants he either barks at me or begs, staring with those puppy dog eyes.

I’ve really had enough, I wish I could exchange him for something less demanding like a shih tzu or a cat even”.

“But Gertrude, I thought you loved your dog,” I said, “you’ve always seemed inseparable”.

“I’m not talking about my dog” she laughed,  ”I’m talking about my bloody husband”.

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33 thoughts on “It’s a six!

  1. Frank Hubeny's avatar Frank Hubeny September 30, 2021 / 12:21

    Life doesn’t last long. When Gertrude’s husband dies she can get that cat.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 30, 2021 / 16:04

      He might mysteriously die sooner than he thinks the way he’s going on!

  2. Sadje's avatar Sadje September 30, 2021 / 12:40

    As always, a fun story.

      • Sadje's avatar Sadje September 30, 2021 / 17:00

        You’re welcome

  3. GirlieOnTheEdge's avatar GirlieOnTheEdge September 30, 2021 / 12:43

    I’ve had my morning chuckles now, Keith, lol

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 30, 2021 / 16:15

      I’m really pleased to hear it, Denise. thank you!

  4. UP's avatar UP September 30, 2021 / 13:43

    Thanks for the humor!

  5. pensitivity101's avatar pensitivity101 September 30, 2021 / 14:25

    At least he doesn’t want to cock his leg! Fun Keith.

  6. Susan St.Pierre's avatar Susan St.Pierre September 30, 2021 / 15:05

    I was enjoying a pre-chuckle already seeing how well this described my own husband. LOL
    Fun, yet somewhat tragic, don’t you think? 😀

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 30, 2021 / 16:28

      I hope he doesn’t read what you’ve just written! Fun yes, tragic certainly!

      • Susan St.Pierre's avatar Susan St.Pierre September 30, 2021 / 16:32

        He doesn’t read my blogs. Does that show fit better? 🤣

  7. Chris Hall's avatar Chris Hall September 30, 2021 / 15:11

    Love it, Keith (although you could easily be describing my overly-spoilt cat). 🙂

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 30, 2021 / 16:30

      Thank goodness it’s your cat, I wondered where you were heading!

      • Chris Hall's avatar Chris Hall September 30, 2021 / 16:56

        😁😂

  8. Denise's avatar Denise September 30, 2021 / 16:25

    Thank you. It made my morning.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 30, 2021 / 16:37

      Wow, I’m delighted! Your comment’s made my afternoon!

  9. WildChild47's avatar WildChild47 September 30, 2021 / 21:58

    I knew where this was heading, right from the outset – but as per your usual, you weave such incredible word-fanciful flights, I was enthralled and laughing along right until the punch-line! Another hit, swing (odd how that’s always described this way, must be about the follow-through) and right out of the park Keith!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings October 1, 2021 / 10:28

      Thanks so much for your generous words, it makes it all worthwhile!

  10. messymimi's meanderings's avatar messymimi's meanderings October 1, 2021 / 00:50

    Yep, kids, husbands and dogs can be very demanding. Get a laid back cat trust me.

  11. Pat Brockett's avatar Pat Brockett October 1, 2021 / 05:19

    HaHa. Knowing how much one is able to give and one is able to take and what the outcome would be, those are the questions. I’m guessing, these two really do love each other in spite of their complaints and grumblings, but it is never too late for each to learn how to communicate a little better with each other.:-) Great SSS.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings October 1, 2021 / 10:30

      I’m sure they do Pat. They do say opposites attract and if they agreed on everything life would be very dull indeed! Thanks so much.

  12. The Atomic Mage's avatar The Atomic Mage October 1, 2021 / 11:25

    Big smile, keith, that was a fun Six. Love the word ‘gallivanting’ – reminds me of my mum when she used to say to my early-twenties self: “I suppose you’re off gallivanting all weekend again.”

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings October 1, 2021 / 12:18

      It’s a great old word that deserves to come back into everyday English! Delighted you enjoyed it, thank you.

  13. Liz H's avatar Liz H October 2, 2021 / 01:55

    I was waiting for that final line! Ha!!

      • Liz H's avatar Liz H October 2, 2021 / 14:53

        The breadcrumbs deliciously led the way.

  14. ceayr's avatar ceayr October 3, 2021 / 12:03

    Fun piece, Keith, but the deeper sadness is that too many folk prefer animals to other people…

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings October 3, 2021 / 14:50

      Sad but true, but I guess for some people, an animal is the only being they have contact with. I’ve never been a pet person myself, though a little petty at times!

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