A Rosey moment …

for Friday Fictioneers

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ROSEY LARGE BWP‘Rosey’ whispered Helen, ‘it’s a secret but I must tell someone. Steve said Polly spoke to Charlie who said Jane’s pregnant!’

‘Mum’s the word!’ giggled Rosey.

She had to phone Amanda.

‘Helen said Steve’s got Jane … no, Polly preggers!’ spluttered Rosey. 

‘Wow!’ yelled Amanda. She rushed to the pub.

Barmaid Brenda was pouring drinks.

‘Keep it to yourself, but ….. !’

It was so noisy, Brenda had difficulty hearing, but within minutes what she thought she heard was the buzz-of-the-bar!

In walked Rosey.

‘Chardonnay please!‘

‘You shouldn’t drink!’ shouted Linda.

‘How’s the morning sickness?’ chuckled Jimbo!

 Everybody cheered!

Rosey’s face was a picture!

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roger-photowThanks to Rochelle for hosting and to Roger Bultot for the photo.

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66 thoughts on “A Rosey moment …

  1. Sadje's avatar Sadje May 12, 2021 / 14:22

    Haha! Hilarious

      • Sadje's avatar Sadje May 12, 2021 / 18:10

        You’re welcome 😉

  2. Christine Goodnough's avatar Christine Goodnough May 12, 2021 / 15:24

    Poor Rosey! The repeating of that tale definitely backfired.

  3. Dora's avatar Dora May 12, 2021 / 16:02

    Keith,
    At this rate, they’ll never figure out it’s Jane . . . wait, or is it ….? Great story!
    ~🕊Dora

  4. Iain Kelly's avatar Iain Kelly May 12, 2021 / 16:22

    That’ll teach Rosey – although I suspect she will never learn! 🙂

  5. Mason Bushell's avatar Mason Bushell May 12, 2021 / 16:52

    Fun story and naughty lady drinking whilst pregnant.

  6. Michael's avatar Michael May 12, 2021 / 18:53

    O rosey, I hope all will be well.

  7. relaxitsallwrite's avatar relaxitsallwrite May 12, 2021 / 18:56

    Haha! So much truth to this, how the truth gets skewed as it runs through the grapevine

  8. notestowomen's avatar notestowomen May 12, 2021 / 19:58

    Ha ha. It’s amazing how a story changes when it goes through the rumor mill. Poor Rosey.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings May 13, 2021 / 10:47

      It happens a lot. Rosey’s quite used to things going wrong so she won’t be too concerned!

  9. Nobbinmaug's avatar Nobbinmaug May 12, 2021 / 21:38

    Such is the nature of gossip. Fun one.

  10. jenne49's avatar jenne49 May 12, 2021 / 22:19

    What a great take on the prompt, Keith. Thanks for the smile. And it’s good to see Rosey again.

  11. theministryofshrawleywalks's avatar theministryofshrawleywalks May 12, 2021 / 22:41

    I think rather inappropriately it may be called Chinese whispers, good stuff made me laugh

  12. earthskyair's avatar earthskyair May 13, 2021 / 01:10

    Lol! All too easy to imagine it happening. Good one!

  13. msjadeli's avatar msjadeli May 13, 2021 / 01:31

    Classic case of what goes around comes around — and quick in this story! Nice diversion for Jane 🙂

  14. ahtdoucette's avatar ahtdoucette May 13, 2021 / 01:47

    Uh-oh, gossip is a wildfire!

  15. messymimi's meanderings's avatar messymimi's meanderings May 13, 2021 / 02:14

    Another reason to remember that the best way to keep something secret is to keep it to yourself. If no one else knows, no one else can blab!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings May 13, 2021 / 10:52

      Very true, but try telling Rosey that! Cheers, Mimi.

  16. Tannille's avatar Tannille May 13, 2021 / 08:08

    Mahaha… So Rosey!

  17. Anita's avatar Anita May 13, 2021 / 08:44

    “A secret is something that everyone tells everyone not to tell anyone.”
    Poor Rosey.
    Some people just don’t keep the privacy.

    Here is my story- The Red T-Shirt

  18. rochellewisoff's avatar rochellewisoff May 13, 2021 / 12:55

    Dear Keith,

    Gossip has a way of backfiring, doesn’t it? Delightful story. Pregnant with humor and truth. Your story delivers.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings May 13, 2021 / 14:56

      So often it does! Thanks for your fitting comment Rochelle!

  19. GHLearner's avatar GHLearner May 13, 2021 / 13:06

    Hilarious. I love Rosey and you write her so well. And I lost count of who said what in the first line, so can you blame Brenda?

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings May 13, 2021 / 15:03

      So did I! I’m pleased you like my Rosey tales and I’m sure she is too!

      • GHLearner's avatar GHLearner May 13, 2021 / 15:40

        🙂

  20. pennygadd51's avatar pennygadd51 May 13, 2021 / 15:09

    Haha! Big smile for that story, Keith. A lovely turn-around from gossiper to gossiped-about. I don’t know how you cram so much detail into a mere 100 words!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings May 13, 2021 / 17:37

      Indeed she was! The first draft was over 200 words, so it was quite a challenge! Thanks, Penny.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings May 13, 2021 / 17:42

      I think it was…no, it was… oh, I haven’t a clue Elizabeth!

  21. plaridel's avatar plaridel May 14, 2021 / 02:45

    it’s something about gossip. once it passes around, it gets out of control. 🙂

  22. draliman's avatar draliman May 14, 2021 / 08:43

    I can hardly believe it, Rosey’s usually so discreet and dependable 😉

  23. writelindy's avatar writelindy May 14, 2021 / 14:21

    What a great take on the prompt. Well done.

  24. michaelwynnauthor's avatar michaelwynnauthor May 14, 2021 / 15:17

    Great fun. Chinese Whispers cause all sorts of trouble, that’ll teach Rosey.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings May 14, 2021 / 17:36

      There’s no teaching Rosey I’m afraid! She never learns. Thanks so much, Michael.

  25. James McEwan's avatar James McEwan May 14, 2021 / 15:43

    Nice piece of situation comedy. Chinese Whispers was a fun game when we were children, much better than Chinese Burns.
    Loved the story.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings May 14, 2021 / 17:29

      It was fun, I remember it well. I remember Chinese burns too, but not with the same affection!! Cheers James.

  26. Inside the Mind of Isadora's avatar Inside the Mind of Isadora May 14, 2021 / 18:48

    The perfect example of the telephone game. ha ha
    So much for keeping secrets … Be safe
    Isadora 😎

  27. Brenda's Thoughts's avatar Brenda's Thoughts May 15, 2021 / 01:45

    That’s how it happens (haha). I think the barmaid’s my favorite character though. I loved this one!

  28. Bear's avatar Bear May 16, 2021 / 14:52

    That was a funny twisting tale for sure! 🙂 Have a great week.

  29. Woman walking Max's avatar Woman walking Max May 16, 2021 / 19:37

    A most entertaining tale Keith – so recognisable !

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