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I work in a soulless office performing mind-numbing chores. My colleagues think I’m boring. Little do they know that come nightfall I swap clerking for twerking!
How do I look? Lipstick’s perfect. My bouffant? Another swoosh of hairspray I think. Off with my cardigan and slippers, on with my slinky dress and highest heels. I’m on my way!
My favourite club. The noise, the lights, the people! Look, there’s handsome Rob from work chatting up Sally from accounts. Called me dreary yesterday. What’ll he make of me now? Move over gall, I’m coming!
I need a pee first. I must remember to use the lady’s room not the men’s!
Thanks to Rochelle for hosting and to Trish Nankivell for the picture.
Click on Froggies to join in the fun.
Nothing like letting your hair down at the weekend Keith! 🙂
Too right Iain, I bet you do too!
If I had any hair left, I would!
Dear Keith,
I’m glad I set my coffee down before I read this. You made me laugh out loud. Stellar use of the prompt.
Shalom,
Rochelle
I’m pleased you did – put down your coffee, and laugh! This has to be one of the strangest prompts you’ve provided us with!
After all that twerking one does need the bathroom! Great take on the prompt.
I bow to your superior knowledge Tannille! Cheers.
lol I have to laugh at that!
This is wonderful Keith
That’s so kind of you Sadje, thanks.
It’s a pleasure
Great story – and now I think I understand what twerking is!
Thanks, Liz. I bet you can’t wait to have a go!
I love your sense of humor and you write so very well. Such a fun read. I was there.
Have a fabulous day, Keith. 🙂
I’m pleased! Thanks so much, Sandee.
So good! My nephew Chevelle is your obvious inspiration. She says thanks!
Thank you. Say hello from me!
Good fun Keith.
Thanks, Di!
As John Lennon sings, “Whatever gets you through the night.” Such an entertaining tale, Keith.
Indeed he does! Thanks so much, Jade.
You’re welcome 🙂
Oh thanks a bundle, old chap, that’s an image I’ll never unsee!
That’s a good thing, isn’t it?
Laughed out loud at, “I swap clerking for twerking!” …then read to the end. Omg so good! Loved the “twist” 🙂
Thanks so much, that’s really nice of you.
My pleasure, Keith 🙂
Funny stuff Keith! Loved it, wish I worked next to her!
So pleased you liked it – and her! Thanks so much.
when nature calls, one can’t really hide his true identity. 🙂
Very true plaridel!
Always have to remember how you identify that day.
Most important! Cheers Danny.
What a fantastic take on the prompt, Keith!
Dale, thank you! I’m so pleased you liked it.
😊
Talk about living a double life! 😂
Twice the fun! Cheers Dora.
droll hausfrau by day, hep chick by night~
Actually a hausmann by day hence the reminder to use the right toilet in the evening! Cheers Larry.
That’s what I thought. Hey, I picked up on it right away but somehow wasn’t a 100% Positive
So many great lines in this one, Keith! And I love the fact that your character’s reaction to seeing people they know is to approach, not shy away.
Thank you so much for your lovely comment, it’s much appreciated.
Excellent piece, Keith. I think he’s going to have some fun with those co-workers before the night is over.
No douubt about that Russell!
I imagine it’s hard to twerk on a full bladder.
… or if you’re windy! Not to be recommended!
I hope you remembered to stuff your bra. And I love your frogs 🙂
Oh yes, generously! Thanks so much Linda.
Well, they would certainly be surprised!
Absolutely!
There is nothing like a double life to spark up a boring office.
Having to remember which toilet to use made me laugh out loud.
The CCA (Centre for Contemporary Arts) in Glasgow have designated their toilets
Gender Free.
Now I was confused; a woman walked into the Gents (Sorry, Gender Free with Urinals).
I mean what do you say?
If that’s the future, sales of those Shewee devices will rocket! Cheers James.
Yes, careful about your choice of toilets, wouldn’t want to spoil the illusion!
Absolutely! Cheers Ali.
Very entertaining tale, especially given the strange prompt (haha). It was a difficult one for me. Have a happy weekend, Keith!
A strange prompt indeed!It took us in so many different directions. Thanks Brenda.
Indeed, a fun little tale this week, Keith.
It’s all in the shoes. You’ve got to have the right shoe.
A very enjoyable write and a great use of the prompt.
Be Safe 😷 … Isadora 😎
Thanks so much for your lovely comment Isadora.
Fabulous darling! This is a fun piece. Certainly a way to party after hours
It certainly is! Cheers Laurie.
Oh, Keith, this is such a good take on the prompt. Really funny. Well done! 😀
I’m so pleased you enjoyed it Sarah, thank you.
Funny tale, Keith. Life is for enjoying.
Very true Michael! Thanks.
Wow Keith – how inventive of you. Great. word pictures, prompted my curiosity about what happened next !
Mine too! Thanks so much.
You took me back 50 years, well done.
You should keep that to yourself Michelle!
Very creative take on the prompt, Keith.
Thanks so much!
I love this story so much! I hope they have a fun and fabulous time. I had fun reading!
I’m really pleased!Thank you so so much!