for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt where the given word is Faction and the limit, 39 words.
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Tell Fred a joke and often he’ll frown thinking you’re being serious.
Sometimes when you tell him something unpleasant’s happened, he doubles-up with laughter assuming it’s a joke.
He can’t tell fiction from fact.
Faction Fred, we call him!
Must be quite a handicap!
…putting it lightly!
😃
If you give him a quarter of a cake to eat he’ll be fraction fed.
If I give him any less he’ll get fractious.
And if he brings his own lunch he can be a factotum,
(Forgive me, Keith — I just couldn’t resist. 😉 )
Brilliant!
Neat!!
As is your comment Di! Cheers.
Clever!
Thank you!
That’ll get Fred into some trouble I imagine, especially over the last few months of news!
Quite possibly Iain!
Dear Keith,
Poor Fred, it’s hard when you can’t get the ficts straight. He he.
Shalom,
Rochelle
It is! Cheers Rochelle.
Sad to say, i know a couple of autistic people like this. They just don’t get the social cues.
Fun story!
At least they have a reason, unlike young Fred!
Hi Keith – great interpretation of the prompt … stay safe – Hilary
Thanks so much Hilary.
Funny! Very clever!
Keep this going please, great job!