for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt where the given word is Paradox and the limit, 71 words.
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‘Hey, look’.
‘What?’
‘There are holes in my cheese’.
‘Yes Rosey, it’s Swiss cheese’.
‘That’s unfair’.
‘Why?’
‘Because, the more holes there are, the less cheese I get’.
‘Well, no, because …’
‘Yes, the bigger the lump of cheese the more holes there are, duh!’
‘Well, okay but …’
‘So the more cheese there is, the less cheese there is’.
‘No, erm … yes but … I give up!’
Deafening silence.
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If you want to read more stories about My Friend Rosey you’ll find another 60 or so here!
Ha ha.. nice take 😊
Delighted to have amused you!
Hey Rosey always keeps things so very interesting for us
Frustrating but fun! Cheers Larry.
I love Rosy. I guess Swiss cheese would be a good choice for dieters. No?
Now that is a very good idea Denise!
Tut tut!
I’m always tutting when I’m with her!
Well she keeps things lively
Well done👍👏
Thanks so much Ramya!
Buahahaha! Love it!
…and I love you for loving it!
🎼🎵Love is in the air… 🎶
c’mon, dance and sing!
Yes, let’s!
A very Rosey paradox!
Oh yes! Cheers Iain.
Delightful! The plot is full of holes, but it still holds together well. 🙂
Haha! I take that as a compliment Christine!
Heeheehee! She does have a point. Since the air in the holes does have a weight to it, does this mean a pound of Swiss cheese has less actual cheese than a pound of Cheddar? Now she has me doing it.
Let me think … yes, probably!
Dear Keith,
Now there’s a paradox that’s full of holes. 😉 Love it.
Shalom,
Rochelle
https://rochellewisoff.com/2020/11/21/weekend-writing-prompt-paradox/
Indeed it is Rochelle!