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My friend Rosey was telling me about an ornament she bought as a gift for her Grandad’s ninetieth. Being fragile, she covered it in bubble-wrap before mailing it. She was horrified how much it cost to send.
She saw a girl clutching a helium balloon which was straining skyward, and had an idea. If bubble-wrap was filled with helium, packages would be lighter!
I said if her bra was filled with helium, her boobs would sag less and she’d weigh less too! I got a slap.
Then she adopted her profound expression and said, ‘every day’s a gift. that’s why it’s called the present.
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Thanks to Rochelle for hosting and for providing this week’s picture of a gift shop in Wilmington NC (thanks also to Google!)
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Haha! Good one.
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Glad you liked it Sadje, thanks .
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You’re welcome Keith
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Rosey seems a good sort
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She’s able to laugh at herself which is a good thing! Thanks Neil.
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A fully deserved slap, although I’m not sure about the helium-filled packaging!
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You could be right on both counts Iain!
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Well, Keith, I have to say you deserved the slap for that one 🙂
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Everybody’s taking her side! Help!
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🙂
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Just a slap, huh? I’d say he got off lightly.
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Haha! Fortunately he knows her well enough to know what he can get away with!
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Maybe she could pass that one by the bubble-wrap makers, see what they think.
Fun story!
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Who knows? She could be on to something big! Cheers Mimi.
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I suspect that some scene like your remark and Rosie’s response was the origin, back in the mists of time, of the expression “wise crack.”
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Could well be Christine!
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Got off lightly with just a slap!
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Indeed, especially as it was a light slap!
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Dear Keith,
You had that slap coming. Rosey must have a forgiving nature to let you off with only that. Interesting idea about helium. 😉 And aren’t you smart? Finding that shop in Wilmington. Correctamundo. The sign caught my eye and i had to take a picture. And then thought, wouldn’t it make a dandy prompt? voila!
Shalom,
Rochelle
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From what I read on line it certainly is a fascinating shop. It makes a perfect prompt as it sends us all in different directions. And don’t worry, Rosey quite enjoys being the butt of jokes!
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for sure, rosey can take a joke. i wonder what would be her comeback. 🙂
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I’m waiting to find out!
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A well deserved slap, I’d say! Fun read, Keith😊
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I have to agree about the slap Sue! Thanks so much.
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That would be “…Rosie, The Queen of Corona,” right? Fun story. Fun slap, if ya ask me.
Another cheerie story by Keith.
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Haha, I like that! And yes, it was a fun slap not a nasty one. Cheers Bill.
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I think the expression ‘Her heid’s fu’ o’ mince’ applies here, Keith.
Fun stuff
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…and I think you are right!
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Liked that, made me chuckle, well done
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I’m pleased, thanks so much.
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Haha. You had to see that slap coming.
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Asking for trouble!
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Indeed!
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Firstly, you deserved that slap. Secondly, I reckon those are wise words from Rosie!
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Really? Okay!!!
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I always enjoy a Rosey story! The bubblewrap idea sounds interesting, but I feel sure the postal service would catch on quickly and find a way of charging for helium packed parcels.
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A very good point Penny!
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Rosey and her ideas -eh. Mind you, making a comment about her weight and boobs was asking for a slap.
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I should know better! Cheers James.
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LOL. I like Rosey even if she is a bit of an airhead. In a good way. 😁
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That’s my Rosey!
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You had me smiling, and that’s no mean task.
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Wow, thank you Mike!
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This brought a smile on a semi-gloomy day. Thank you.
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…as I hoped it might! Thanks Alicia
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Ha! Ha! Just a slap? Must be your lucky day 😉
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I’ve had worse!
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I like Rosey! A lot a ideas and spunk. =)
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She keeps me entertained!
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I am sorry for the slap😁
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Not as sorry as me!
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Rosey stories always make me smile.
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Me too which is why I love writing them!
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I’d say you got off lightly with the slap. Some guys may not be able to walk after a remark like that. 🙂
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And I think you are right!
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That slap was well deserved… I can see that girl with a balloon painting by Banksy when reading this.
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…now you come to mention it! Cheers Björn.
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That’s a business idea! Brainy Rosey 🙂
Not a ‘light’ slap though; it was a tight slap 🙂
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About right Anita!
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Ha! Totally deserved the slap! Go Rosie
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I suppose I did! Cheers Laurie.
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