My friend Rosey was telling me about an ornament she bought as a gift for her Grandad’s ninetieth. Being fragile, she covered it in bubble-wrap before mailing it. She was horrified how much it cost to send.
She saw a girl clutching a helium balloon which was straining skyward, and had an idea. If bubble-wrap was filled with helium, packages would be lighter!
I said if her bra was filled with helium, her boobs would sag less and she’d weigh less too! I got a slap.
Then she adopted her profound expression and said, ‘every day’s a gift. that’s why it’s called the present.
Thanks to Rochelle for hosting and for providing this week’s picture of a gift shop in Wilmington NC (thanks also to Google!)
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