If today’s tale seems familiar it’s because I’ve based it on one from three years ago. I’m a bit pushed for time today as any minute now, Amazon-person will be ringing my bell and handing me a new PC. I’ll be off-line for a while getting it set up!
Last night my girlfriend bathed in champagne bath oil. She climbed out all pink and shiny and I couldn’t resist giving her hot little body a squeeze, but she went pop, shot from my arms and hit the ceiling! (Only kidding, it was more of a squeak than a pop)
I fancy bathing in red wine, a cheeky little Claret with a hint of blackcurrant although I’d probably emerge looking like an enormous beetroot. Perhaps a well-crafted beer would more sensible.
For now, I’ll make do with a squirt of citrus washing-up liquid, and pretend it’s gin and lime!
Thanks to Rochelle for hosting and to Nonny Mouse for the photo.
Pop Froggie’s bubbles to join in the fun!
Exotic wash 🙂
It’s all in the mind! Pretending can seem real!
It certainly can! Thanks, Anita.
Aw new toy… they always take time to set up.
To most women this guy’s bubbles would be sexy. Maybe some clean fun later.
Absolutely right! I won’t be writing about that. Cheers Tannille
Aww but sex sells hehe.
Now you come to mention it!
Only in our imagination can we have all that we want.
Too true Sadje.
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A well-crafted beer would more sensible. Sounds sensible to me!
I think you are right! Real ale it is then!
So long as he knows which one to bathe in and which one to drink, no harm done
Absolutely! Cheers, Neil.
Enjoy the new computer, don’t mix it with too much champagne or wine…
I’ll save that for later!
Fun read, Keith! Good luck with your new laptop. 🙂
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Thanks so much, Susan.
A new PC. A likely story. I read that they re-opened the pubs!
Busted! They have, hallelujah!
I’ll pass them all. I am a shower person. 😉 Enjoy the new PC!
How about a squirt of boozy shower gel? Thanks, Gabriella.
You’re so clever. Well done.
That’s very kind of you Bill, thank you!
i guess that will do to endure the serious task on hand. 🙂
That’s what I thought plaridel!
Keith, this made me laugh out loud. Such great visuals. Make me think you were drinking bubbly when you wrote it. The frog is adorable. Congrats on your new PC!
Thanks so much for your lovely comment – it was prosecco actually! Cheers.
You’re welcome and cheers!
Dear Keith,
I’ve reasons for preferring showers to baths. You’ve just given me another. 😉 Bubble and Squeak, eh? Fun stuff.
Shalom,
Rochelle
Nothing like a champagne shower! Thanks for giving me an idea for dinner tonight!
Funny story, and good luck with the new tech toy!
Thanks and thanks again, Mimi.
Yes, you must watch out for the porch pirates. I hope you are enjoying your new toy. Funny and very creative story. Beer baths are a thing I’ve heard.
I am indeed Brenda. Beer does bubble quite well!
I remember this one!
Hope your set up is going fine…
Till then, I shall drink the champagne and soak in the soapy suds…
Up and running! I was going to say I’ll join you with the champers and suds, but that sounds naughty!
And…. Naughty is bad? 😉
I like how you let your imagination run riot!! 🙂
Good one. All the best with the new PC.
Make sure you handle it with care, else who knows – pop goes the weasel!
Half a pound of tuppenny rice… you’ve got me started now! Thanks so much, Natasha.
Hi Keith – well you’d look like someone we see fairly often – orange tinted .. .take care about that!!
Enjoy the new pc … good luck with the set up … stay safe – Hilary
… now you come to mention it! Thanks so much, Hilary, look after yourself.
orange – not a good thought, beetroot, or rose distinctly better … you too take care – H
This reads as though you’ve already started on the gin, Keith.
You need to take better care of your ‘girlfriend’!
Wart merks you fink thaaat?
Ah! What a fickle girlfriend. Nice little daydream 😀
Oh yes! Thanks so much.
A nicely crafted ale, perhaps.
Good luck with your new PC!
That would be my choice! Thanks Draliman.
I would probably be drunk by this time. But, hey, the wine flows like beer — or something like that. Super story, Keith!
Absolutely! Pleased you liked it, thanks so much.
Beats water any time. This reminded me of Benny Hill’s “The Fastest Milkman in the West”. Bathing his girl friend in milk.
They called him Ernie …..! Cheers James.
Good one Keith! The wine sounds splendid. I’ll take it. Good story!
Help yourself! Thanks for dropping by.
Happy new PC! Worth toasting if you can get it up and running first time.
I did and it is! Thanks Sandra.
WOW… How cute girl friend you have ,,, LOL 😀 😀 great MIND… 🙂 Deja VU
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