Deja vu!

for Friday Fictioneers

If today’s tale seems familiar it’s because I’ve based it on one from three years ago.  I’m a bit pushed for time today as any minute now, Amazon-person will be ringing my bell and handing me a new PC.  I’ll be off-line for a while getting it set up!




Last night my girlfriend bathed in champagne bath oil.  She climbed out all pink and shiny and I  couldn’t resist giving her hot little body a squeeze, but she went pop, shot from my arms and hit the ceiling!  (Only kidding, it was more of a squeak than a pop)

I fancy bathing in red wine, a cheeky little Claret with a hint of blackcurrant although I’d probably emerge looking like an enormous beetroot.  Perhaps a well-crafted beer would more sensible.

For now, I’ll make do with a squirt of citrus washing-up liquid, and pretend it’s gin and lime!


anonymous-kitchen-photoThanks to Rochelle for hosting and to Nonny Mouse for the photo.

Pop Froggie’s bubbles to join in the fun!


57 thoughts on “Deja vu!

  1. Anita Jul 8, 2020 / 14:02

    Exotic wash 🙂
    It’s all in the mind! Pretending can seem real!

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  2. Tannille Jul 8, 2020 / 14:18

    Aw new toy… they always take time to set up.

    To most women this guy’s bubbles would be sexy. Maybe some clean fun later.

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  3. neilmacdon Jul 8, 2020 / 15:42

    So long as he knows which one to bathe in and which one to drink, no harm done

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  4. msjadeli Jul 8, 2020 / 20:36

    Keith, this made me laugh out loud. Such great visuals. Make me think you were drinking bubbly when you wrote it. The frog is adorable. Congrats on your new PC!

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  5. rochellewisoff Jul 8, 2020 / 22:18

    Dear Keith,

    I’ve reasons for preferring showers to baths. You’ve just given me another. 😉 Bubble and Squeak, eh? Fun stuff.



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    • Keith's Ramblings Jul 9, 2020 / 09:42

      Nothing like a champagne shower! Thanks for giving me an idea for dinner tonight!


  6. Brenda's Thoughts Jul 9, 2020 / 02:48

    Yes, you must watch out for the porch pirates. I hope you are enjoying your new toy. Funny and very creative story. Beer baths are a thing I’ve heard.


  7. Dale Jul 9, 2020 / 03:29

    I remember this one!
    Hope your set up is going fine…
    Till then, I shall drink the champagne and soak in the soapy suds…

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  8. Natasha Jul 9, 2020 / 06:30

    I like how you let your imagination run riot!! 🙂
    Good one. All the best with the new PC.
    Make sure you handle it with care, else who knows – pop goes the weasel!

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  9. hilarymb Jul 9, 2020 / 08:58

    Hi Keith – well you’d look like someone we see fairly often – orange tinted .. .take care about that!!

    Enjoy the new pc … good luck with the set up … stay safe – Hilary

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  10. hilarymb Jul 9, 2020 / 10:07

    orange – not a good thought, beetroot, or rose distinctly better … you too take care – H

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  11. ceayr Jul 9, 2020 / 11:05

    This reads as though you’ve already started on the gin, Keith.
    You need to take better care of your ‘girlfriend’!

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    • Keith's Ramblings Jul 10, 2020 / 08:56

      Wart merks you fink thaaat?


    • Keith's Ramblings Jul 10, 2020 / 08:57

      Oh yes! Thanks so much.

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    • Keith's Ramblings Jul 10, 2020 / 08:58

      That would be my choice! Thanks Draliman.

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  12. wmqcolby Jul 9, 2020 / 23:59

    I would probably be drunk by this time. But, hey, the wine flows like beer — or something like that. Super story, Keith!

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    • Keith's Ramblings Jul 10, 2020 / 08:59

      Absolutely! Pleased you liked it, thanks so much.

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  13. James McEwan Jul 11, 2020 / 08:49

    Beats water any time. This reminded me of Benny Hill’s “The Fastest Milkman in the West”. Bathing his girl friend in milk.

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  14. Sandra Jul 13, 2020 / 11:30

    Happy new PC! Worth toasting if you can get it up and running first time.

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