Words on a Wednesday …

for Friday Fictioneers




BGMy friend Rosey and I love visiting Farmer Fred. 

Once Rosey tried milking a cow and squirted herself in the eye.  Another time, whilst stroking a lamb a ram butted her back-side!  As for her five-legged horse…!

Last time, we drove across the fields.  I had the tractor, Fred, his Landrover, Rosey a 4×4 buggy.  ‘Race you to the barn’ she said shooting off into the distance!

Unfortunately, she missed the brake pedal and careered straight through the barn doors.

We eventually caught up to see her grinning head poking out of a heap of hay!

We are going again Saturday.



To read more stories about Rosey, pop across to My Friend Rosey


barns-1-dawn-millerThanks to Rochelle for hosting, and Dawn Miller for the picture.

Click Froggie to join in the fun!


79 thoughts on “Words on a Wednesday …

  1. rochellewisoff Feb 19, 2020 / 14:02

    Dear Keith,

    It sounds like you keep Rosey around for sheer entertainment. Cute story. I laughed at the ram butting her back-side.



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  2. ceayr Feb 19, 2020 / 14:41

    With her way around animals, she sure sounds like a real city girl !

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  3. granonine Feb 19, 2020 / 15:06

    I certainly hope Rosie’s head was still in contact with the rest of her body 🙂 Fun take on the prompt .

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    • Keith's Ramblings Feb 19, 2020 / 16:39

      If I can’t think of anything to write Rosey usually comes to the rescue! Cheers Susan


  4. Dale Feb 19, 2020 / 17:03

    Rosey is always available in a pinch, eh? She sure keeps us laughing with her effervesent joie de vivre!

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  5. Sascha Darlington Feb 19, 2020 / 19:18

    Rosey! I just noticed you animated her smile, which shows up in her story. I do love Rosey! 🙂


  6. Brenda's Thoughts Feb 19, 2020 / 22:33

    Rosey was lucky on two counts; getting the 4×4 and surviving it! Love your Rosey stories. I was a little startled by Rosey’s unexpected smile (and maybe a little creeped), but loved that too!! =)

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    • Keith's Ramblings Feb 20, 2020 / 17:37

      She’s far luckier than she deserves to be, time and time again! I’ll reprimand her for creeping you out!


  7. Tannille Feb 20, 2020 / 04:58

    All’s well that ends well. Lucky lady she doesn’t spend more time in hospital.

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  8. Violet Lentz Feb 20, 2020 / 11:07

    So glad I made it by on a day when Rosey is in attendance! Nice to see you Kieth.

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  9. draliman Feb 20, 2020 / 12:48

    Well, she won! Has she always been animated or is that a recent thing?

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  10. Liz Young Feb 20, 2020 / 15:26

    Your frined Rosey could lead you into all kinds of trouble – be careful, boy!

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  11. msjadeli Feb 20, 2020 / 23:34

    You and she have some good times, which make entertaining reading for us.

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  12. bearmkwa Feb 21, 2020 / 13:31

    Oh, that was a good chuckle this week! I can picture it… and her. Love it!

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  13. plaridel Feb 22, 2020 / 00:33

    she was indeed lucky not to get hurt. or perhaps just too embarrassed to admit it. 🙂

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  14. larry trasciatti Feb 22, 2020 / 02:23

    Rosey’s a bit too much Lisa Douglas for Oliver’s world. That’s such a very nice picture of her, and I’ve just noticed her smile is moving

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    • Keith's Ramblings Feb 23, 2020 / 12:47

      I wasn’t sure who they were so I Googled them and now I see the connection! Hope Rosey didn’t creep you out Larry! Cheers.

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  15. davezart Feb 22, 2020 / 04:05

    What a beautiful little story. Its short sentences remind me of children’s fiction. Do you write Children’s stories? congratulations.

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  16. susanmehr Feb 22, 2020 / 11:08

    Sounds like fun times. Have to catch up with your Rosey stories. Great piece.

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  17. pennygadd51 Feb 22, 2020 / 17:54

    Humour and happiness – what a winning combination! And heaps of hay are so erotic, don’t you think? A bit scratchy, but great fun!

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  18. Nobbinmaug Feb 24, 2020 / 08:12

    Those horses have some long… legs.

    Every time I read about Rosey, I can’t help but think how well we would get along.

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  19. Dee | Grammy's Grid Feb 27, 2020 / 13:20

    Fun take on the prompt!

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  20. Joelle Ermita Jun 9, 2020 / 08:11

    Today, I went to the beach with my children. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is completely off topic but I had to tell someone!


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