A hundred words…

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ca. 2002 --- Woman Against Red Background --- Image by © Royalty-Free/Corbis“I’ve got a new window,” said my friend Rosey.

“Really, where?” I asked.

“In a wall,” she said.

“Obviously,” I said, “you’d hardly have one in the floor”

“Actually, that could be fun!” she chuckled.

“Rosey, where’s the window?”

“Oh, between the bedroom and living room”. 

“Why?”

“Well, I was hammering a picture hook in the wall and I banged too hard and a window appeared”.

“A hole you mean,” I said.

“Well, it is now, but when you’ve neatened it up it’ll be a window and I’ll be able to watch telly from my beddy!”

Looks like I’ve got a job.

 

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mikhaels-photoThanks to Rochelle for hosting and Mikhael Sublett for the picture.

Poke Miss Froggie to join in the fun!

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55 thoughts on “A hundred words…

  1. neilmacdon's avatar neilmacdon December 11, 2019 / 18:17

    Now that’s the Polyanna spirit!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings December 11, 2019 / 18:29

      They may be related – I’ll ask her! Cheers Neil

  2. Na'ama Yehuda's avatar Na'ama Yehuda December 11, 2019 / 19:14

    LOL! Froggy doesn’t look too happy. I guess Froggy’s name isn’t Rosey … 😉
    This was a lot of fun. Now … perhaps I should make a ‘window’ in the wall between my bedroom and living room …? Nah, perhaps not … I don’t think it would be much appreciated, anyhow … 😉

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings December 13, 2019 / 11:26

      If you change your mind I can send Froggie round to help you! Thanks Na’ama.

      • Na'ama Yehuda's avatar Na'ama Yehuda December 13, 2019 / 19:00

        LOL! You are ever so kind! 🙂

  3. Christine Goodnough's avatar Christine Goodnough December 11, 2019 / 19:17

    I always did admire women who are handy with tools. Think what Rosie might accomplish if you gave her a cordless drill for Christmas!
    The only kind of wood I know how to work with is a pencil.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings December 13, 2019 / 11:25

      I hope she doesn’t read this or she’ll be asking for one! I tried sharpening a pencil with a knife the other day- I gave up!

      • Christine Goodnough's avatar Christine Goodnough December 13, 2019 / 14:13

        Right. Pencil sharpener for you for Christmas. 😉

  4. ceayr's avatar ceayr December 11, 2019 / 20:45

    Don’t tell her about skylights, Keith, you are too old to be up on the roof!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings December 13, 2019 / 11:23

      If Father Christmas can balance up there, so can I. I hope!

  5. Iain Kelly's avatar Iain Kelly December 11, 2019 / 21:03

    You got suckered into that one Keith!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings December 13, 2019 / 11:22

      Not the first time and it won’t be the last! Cheers Iain.

  6. pensitivity101's avatar pensitivity101 December 11, 2019 / 21:17

    Fun Keith. Last time I took a hammer to a wall it was a sledge hammer and just one blow took the whole lot out. I should hasten to add that it was meant to!!

  7. messymimi's meanderings's avatar messymimi's meanderings December 11, 2019 / 22:10

    Heeheehee! Yep, it’s going to be a job, and while you are at it, you might want to hang up any more pictures she has, save yourself another such trip.

  8. Sandra's avatar Sandra December 12, 2019 / 10:22

    I love an opportunist. Good luck!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings December 13, 2019 / 11:14

      If this doesn’t work try that. The story of her life! Thanks Sandra.

  9. draliman's avatar draliman December 12, 2019 / 12:43

    Always looking on the bright side, that’s our Rosey 🙂

  10. James McEwan's avatar James McEwan December 12, 2019 / 19:41

    Ah, Rosey – she is forever the optimist. She is correct, a window is a kind of hole. (Cut her pocket money now!)

  11. bearmkwa's avatar bearmkwa December 12, 2019 / 21:11

    That brought a hearty chuckle. There’s a reason why Hubby is not permitted to hang pictures or even touch a hammer. Trust me, the result is usually disasterous. Bless his heart, he wants to help….

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings December 13, 2019 / 11:07

      At least he tries, and that’s worth a lot! Thanks so much.

  12. rochellewisoff's avatar rochellewisoff December 12, 2019 / 22:13

    Dear Keith,

    Rosey certainly has a positive outlook on things, doesn’t she? Nothing like a little impromptu remodel. Cute story.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings December 13, 2019 / 11:07

      That she does, I sometimes wish I shared it! Thanks Rochelle.

  13. siobhan1967's avatar siobhan1967 December 13, 2019 / 10:10

    I wish I had Rosey’s optimism – though I bet she’s a handful to live with. This made me smile, thank you.

  14. pennygadd51's avatar pennygadd51 December 13, 2019 / 11:30

    Thank you, Keith, for a smile on a day when the election results were dragging me down. Rosey is a great character!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings December 13, 2019 / 11:32

      She certainly makes me smile! Wouldn’t it be lovely if they gave us an election-free day today?! What’s done is done.

  15. granonine's avatar granonine December 13, 2019 / 15:09

    Goodness. He’s awfully calm considering the mess she’s left him to “neaten up.” I wonder what other plans she has up her sleeve 🙂

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings December 14, 2019 / 10:20

      There’ll be more, there always are! Thanks, Linda.

  16. Tannille's avatar Tannille December 13, 2019 / 15:23

    Oh Rosey… lol. As soon as I read window + Rosey, “oh no” escaped from my lips. 😀

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings December 14, 2019 / 10:19

      As soon as I saw the picture I thought of Rosey and went ‘oh yes’!

  17. plaridel's avatar plaridel December 13, 2019 / 18:04

    it may take some convincing to do, but i think patching up the hole on wall would be much easier. good luck. 🙂

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings December 14, 2019 / 10:16

      Easier to do but it wouldn’t be easy to persuade Rosey! Cheers plaridel.

  18. msjadeli's avatar msjadeli December 13, 2019 / 22:49

    Oh dear. It’s called spontaneous remodeling I guess.

      • msjadeli's avatar msjadeli December 14, 2019 / 21:56

        🙂 You’re welcome.

  19. Dale's avatar Dale December 13, 2019 / 23:23

    Rosey has a rosie attitude, coz she has a friend who can, pretty up the edges..
    Silver linings and all that!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings December 14, 2019 / 10:12

      Every problem has a solution where Rosey is concerned. – I’ve certainly prettied up an edge or two!

      • Dale's avatar Dale December 14, 2019 / 17:21

        There is that… 😉

  20. Woman walking Max's avatar Woman walking Max December 14, 2019 / 14:44

    Rosey is carefree isn’t she ? is their an upper limit to inside windows ? A house could become more windows than house…..

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings December 15, 2019 / 10:23

      She certainly is. It’s fast becoming open plan!

  21. Liz Young's avatar Liz Young December 14, 2019 / 14:58

    Can’t have been a very strong wall – it sounds like my cottage, with all the internal walls lath and plaster.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings December 15, 2019 / 10:22

      Any wall would suffer when Rosey decides to bang a nail into it! I dread to think what she’d do to yours!

  22. Array's avatar Array December 14, 2019 / 16:31

    She was really swinging that hammer! Rosey may have anger management issues. Well done Keith!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings December 15, 2019 / 10:30

      I would say he is inclined to get a little overenthusiastic! Thanks so much.

  23. hilarymb's avatar hilarymb December 15, 2019 / 09:41

    Hi Keith – what a good idea … sounds like a kitchen hatch … saves buying another tv! … fun read – enjoy the build up to Christmas … cheers Hilary

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings December 15, 2019 / 10:13

      That’s what she thought! thanks so much Hilary.

  24. Laurie Bell's avatar Laurie Bell December 16, 2019 / 19:35

    Haha Haha I always get a good laugh from your stories Keith

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