Kid’s talk…

for Sunday Photo Fiction

 

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It is.

  It’s not.

It IS!

  It’s too small.

It’s a baby one.

  It’s not.

What is it then?

  It’s a……lizard.

No!

  Alright, it’s a newt.

They live in ponds.

  Or a gego…a gecy…a….

I told you, it’s a dragon.

  Mmmm….

A baby dragon.

  You could be right.

In olden days they used baby dragons to light cigarettes.

  Really?

Yes, before they invented cigarette lighters.

  Are you sure?

Yes, and barbecues too.

  Honestly?

Yes, Grandad told me.

  No, he was kidding!

Oh.

 

  Hey, look.

Where? 

  There.

What’s that?

  It’s a baby snake.

No, it’s not.

  Oh no, it’s a worm.

 

Look. a lion

  It’s Mrs Brown’s cat

……

..

 

DCSTULTZ-lizard-grillThanks to Donna for hosting and DC Stultz for the photo.

Prod the frog to join in the fun!

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16 thoughts on “Kid’s talk…

  1. Graham Lawrence July 28, 2019 / 17:29

    Haha. I needed a good laugh today and I got it.

    Reading it again, did you mean invented rather than invited??

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    • Keith's Ramblings July 29, 2019 / 09:05

      Duly corrected! Sometimes you can proofread something over and over again and still miss the obvious! I’m delighted to have amused you, Graham.

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      • Graham Lawrence July 29, 2019 / 09:16

        Yes I know! I love reading your stories Keith.

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  2. DB McNicol July 28, 2019 / 19:52

    I love your stories told from a kid’s point of view – this one was perfect! Thanks for joining in the fun.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. anuragbakhshi July 30, 2019 / 05:29

    Awww, so cute. It seems that I’m one of those kids, as you’ll understand when you read my story 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

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