for Fandango’s One Word Challenge where the given word is Sashay.
With a flamboyant sashay, a regal wave and a flick of his hair, he entered the room. Heads turned and the crowd parted as he took a step forward.
Then he tottered and grabbed a table. Glasses and bottles clattered as it shook. He stood upright and regained his composure. He forced a smile, raised his head and set off again.
His ankle twisted, his knee gave way and he collapsed into the arms of a stranger. He looked up, smiled and winked. The startled stranger let go and scuttled off, dropping him to the floor.
He crawled to a chair and clambered aboard. Jaunty music burst forth and everyone began dancing. Everyone but him. He vowed never to wear high heels again.
Too funny. I was not prepared for that ending. But I know the feeling. After shattering a leg in a fall, I got rid of all those high heeled shoes.
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Very wise ditching those highs! Cheers Denise.
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Hi Keith – me too … not expecting that ending … one can certainly see the whole event … definitely a fanfare coming your way – cheers Hilary
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Kind of you Hilary, thank you.
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Fun flash!
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Thanks Paula
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Heeheehee! And to think, high heels were for the male aristocracy only at one time.
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Very true! Cheers Mimi.
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I don’t know how anyone can walk in high heels. Fun tale, Keith.
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Never tried it myself – never will!
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Well written Keith. 😃
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Thanks Sadje
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Oh lordy, I could picture that entire scene! Loved it….
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Best viewed from a distance! Thanks Donna
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It ended on a happier note than I was expecting. Good one.
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It certainly could have been worse! Thanks so much.
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You are welcome.
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Lol! Fabulously funny.
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Thanks so much.
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You are welcome!
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