A scattering of words…

for Fandango’s One Word Challenge where the given word is Sashay.

 

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With a flamboyant sashay, a regal wave and a flick of his hair, he entered the room. Heads turned and the crowd parted as he took a step forward.

Then he tottered and grabbed a table. Glasses and bottles clattered as it shook. He stood upright and regained his composure. He forced a smile, raised his head and set off again.

His ankle twisted, his knee gave way and he collapsed into the arms of a stranger. He looked up, smiled and winked. The startled stranger let go and scuttled off, dropping him to the floor.

He crawled to a chair and clambered aboard. Jaunty music burst forth and everyone began dancing. Everyone but him. He vowed never to wear high heels again.

20 thoughts on “A scattering of words…

  1. Denise D Hammond's avatar Denise D Hammond June 15, 2019 / 12:10

    Too funny. I was not prepared for that ending. But I know the feeling. After shattering a leg in a fall, I got rid of all those high heeled shoes.

  2. hilarymb's avatar hilarymb June 15, 2019 / 13:53

    Hi Keith – me too … not expecting that ending … one can certainly see the whole event … definitely a fanfare coming your way – cheers Hilary

  3. messymimi's meanderings's avatar messymimi's meanderings June 15, 2019 / 14:47

    Heeheehee! And to think, high heels were for the male aristocracy only at one time.

  4. Fandango's avatar Fandango June 15, 2019 / 15:19

    I don’t know how anyone can walk in high heels. Fun tale, Keith.

  5. Sadje's avatar Sadje June 15, 2019 / 18:35

    Well written Keith. 😃

  6. DB McNicol's avatar DB McNicol June 15, 2019 / 20:15

    Oh lordy, I could picture that entire scene! Loved it….

  7. msjadeli's avatar msjadeli June 16, 2019 / 02:20

    It ended on a happier note than I was expecting. Good one.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 16, 2019 / 13:56

      It certainly could have been worse! Thanks so much.

      • msjadeli's avatar msjadeli June 16, 2019 / 17:24

        You are welcome.

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