One hundred words…

for Friday Fictioneers

 

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zzzz“Something smells good,” I said.

“It’s French, booby-roofy-boofy or something,” said Rosey.  “It’s Hector’s recipe. I’ve to add one teaspoonful of his special ingredient before serving.”

Hector’s a science teacher and a practical joker. He’d forewarned me of his prank! 

She trotted off to the kitchen to finish her creation.

BOOM! 

She returned, splattered with booby-roofy-boofy!  According to Hector, it was only meant to go pop!

“You did use a teaspoon? I asked.

“Of course,” said Rosey clutching a tablespoon and a recipe for Bombe Ragoût de Bœuf, stewed beef bomb!

Vuoi una pizza?”  said I.

“ Yessa pleasa signora” said Rosey.

 

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*My story this week is a drastic re-working of a very long one I wrote some time ago!

 

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78 thoughts on “One hundred words…

  1. rochellewisoff's avatar rochellewisoff June 12, 2019 / 13:09

    Dear Keith,

    This one had me laughing. Someone needs to educate Rosey about the difference between a teaspoon and a tablespoon. 😉

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

      • Christine Goodnough's avatar Christine Goodnough June 12, 2019 / 15:39

        And then work on the difference between signore and signora. 🙂

      • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 12, 2019 / 17:15

        One language at a time – she was pretty close by her standards!

  2. ceayr's avatar ceayr June 12, 2019 / 14:38

    Bon appetit, Keith!

  3. Tannille's avatar Tannille June 12, 2019 / 15:32

    Poor Rosey. Always something happening to her. What a character.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 12, 2019 / 17:16

      Indeed – her life could hardly be described as dull! Cheers Tannille.

  4. Christine Goodnough's avatar Christine Goodnough June 12, 2019 / 15:41

    Another delightful Rosey tale! Good thing you were forewarned.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 12, 2019 / 17:12

      It was still a little more dramatic than I expected! Cheers Christine.

  5. Iain Kelly's avatar Iain Kelly June 12, 2019 / 15:42

    Great fun Keith, I’m glad no one was seriously injured! 🙂

  6. patriciaruthsusan's avatar patriciaruthsusan June 12, 2019 / 16:11

    Funny story, Keith. Anything with Bombay in the name sounds like it would be spicy. I hope she didn’t get it in her eyes. Her friend should have given her the spoon to use along with the recipe. Well written. 😀 — Suzanne

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 12, 2019 / 17:10

      Ah, spicy food – I love it! Knowing her as we do, the spoon would have been a wise precaution. Thanks Suzanne.

  7. michael1148humphris's avatar michael1148humphris June 12, 2019 / 16:53

    Boom boom Keith, modern spoons vary in size so much, I fear that she will need a special measuring container.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 12, 2019 / 17:08

      You may just solved my birthday present dilemma! She’s getting measuring spoons!

  8. Sandra's avatar Sandra June 12, 2019 / 17:31

    Sounds like an exhilirating concoction. One you’d remember.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 12, 2019 / 18:51

      The ceiling will be a constant reminder! Cheers Sandra

  9. Na'ama Yehuda's avatar Na'ama Yehuda June 12, 2019 / 18:59

    Sounds like Hector should get cleaning duty!

  10. Sadje's avatar Sadje June 12, 2019 / 19:15

    Hilarious!

  11. Brenda's Thoughts's avatar Brenda's Thoughts June 13, 2019 / 05:35

    Your story had me laughing. I’ve used a tablespoon instead of a teaspoon many a time. Love your stories about Rosey!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 13, 2019 / 13:29

      Me too Brenda! Rosey will be back again soon! Thank you so much.

  12. draliman's avatar draliman June 13, 2019 / 08:02

    Poor Rosey 🙁 I feel a bit sorry for her in this one, as she slaves away to make a nice dinner only to have it explode (regardless of her choice of spoon!) 🙂

  13. neilmacdon's avatar neilmacdon June 13, 2019 / 11:22

    A mistake anyone could have made in a life measured out in teaspoons

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 13, 2019 / 13:26

      At least that’s better than bucket loads! Thanks Neil

  14. Liz Young's avatar Liz Young June 13, 2019 / 12:45

    The trouble with teaspoon (tsp) and tablespoon (tbsp) is that they can so easily be misread.

  15. Tessa's avatar Tessa June 13, 2019 / 16:24

    What a great story. Had quite a laugh when the spoons were mentioned. I know how easy it is to mix up the sizes.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 14, 2019 / 14:05

      I have been known to make such mistakes myself but not with quite such explosive outcome! Thanks Tessa

  16. pennygadd51's avatar pennygadd51 June 13, 2019 / 16:40

    Teehee! Pizza it is, then. Mind you, I feel a little wistful for the beef…a nice slow-cooked beef stew is delicious comfort food.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 14, 2019 / 14:03

      There’s plenty on the ceiling – feel free to help yourself!

  17. plaridel's avatar plaridel June 13, 2019 / 23:15

    she should hold on to the recipe for dear life. it must be worth something later. 🙂

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 14, 2019 / 14:00

      She could probably sell it North Korea! Thanks plaridel

  18. Dale's avatar Dale June 14, 2019 / 02:44

    That was hilarious, Keith!
    Love your Rosey stories!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 14, 2019 / 13:59

      She’s not too keen on them though! Cheers and thanks for finding a moment in your currently busy life to drop in Dale.

      • Dale's avatar Dale June 14, 2019 / 14:33

        I dunno why…
        And hey, I need me a break and this is a good one!

      • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 14, 2019 / 14:39

        Delighted to be of service ma’am!

  19. Abhijit Ray's avatar Abhijit Ray June 14, 2019 / 03:27

    So your French recipe of beef stew bombed, quite literally, and now your are ordering Italian pizza. Nice life.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 14, 2019 / 13:57

      You may have a point Donna! Perhaps it was deliberate!

  20. Natasha's avatar Natasha June 14, 2019 / 08:09

    Awwww Rosey surely is back with a bang!!! Thank you Keith, for bringing her back. I’ve missed her so.

    Wonder what she has up her sleeve after this bombed fiasco. Ha! Ha!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 14, 2019 / 14:41

      I’m sure that when she’s cleared up this mess something else will happen that’s worth me reporting! Thanks, Natasha

  21. hilarymb's avatar hilarymb June 14, 2019 / 12:04

    Hi Keith – looks like cooking is also not one of Rosey’s fortes in life … gosh one can see that happening … cheers Hilary

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 14, 2019 / 13:54

      She lives quite near to you – I’m surprised you didn’t heat the bang!

      • hilarymb's avatar hilarymb June 14, 2019 / 17:32

        I’ve been out … the sun must have dissipated the noise! and the birds and the bees eaten the mess! Enjoy the weekend – cheers HIlary

  22. kzmcb's avatar kzmcb June 14, 2019 / 12:57

    A cheeky bit of humour

  23. Woman walking Max's avatar Woman walking Max June 14, 2019 / 20:36

    A truly dynamic dinner ! A sweet and entertaining tale Keith. Nicely done.

  24. granonine's avatar granonine June 15, 2019 / 17:50

    An inexperienced cook always has some embarrassing moments 🙂 Thanks for the laugh, Keith.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 16, 2019 / 14:00

      Experienced ones too as i know only too well from my days in a restaurant kitchen! Cheers Linda

  25. gahlearner's avatar gahlearner June 15, 2019 / 19:52

    Oh wonderful, this is SO Rosey. I love to see her back. What a prank though. And I love the booby-roofy-boofy. Gotta try it sometime.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 16, 2019 / 13:58

      Made properly I’m sure it’s delicious!! Thanks.

  26. gillyflower's avatar gillyflower June 16, 2019 / 00:33

    Ha ha! Measure once, explode twice!

  27. Sascha Darlington's avatar Sascha Darlington June 16, 2019 / 05:40

    Poor Rosey! A simple mistake. She is one of my favorite characters, ever!

  28. Laurie Bell's avatar Laurie Bell June 17, 2019 / 08:45

    Haha haha oh dear ! At least she wasn’t hurt. Poor thing

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 17, 2019 / 08:47

      No, and she would have seen the funny side of it! Cheers Laurie.

  29. Dawn M. Miller's avatar Dawn M. Miller June 18, 2019 / 18:42

    Poor Rosey. I hope she had a glass of Merlot with that pizza, I know how she loves her wine 😉

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