Who’s there?

Keith's Ramblings

For Sadje’s What Do You See? photo prompt.

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Let me read it to you!

 

I used to live up there. Forth floor, flat four. I had a knocker on my door and underneath it I wrote WHO’S THERE? Some got my little joke, others didn’t. 

I like knock knock jokes, don’t you?

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Bless you!

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Clive lived in flat five, floor five. He taught English at the local school.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W-H-O

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Glen and Len lived in flat ten, floor ten. They were such a romantic couple.

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Kiss.

Kiss who?

Kiss me!

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Yuc!

Seeing the partly demolished building reminded me of the time I knock-knocked on Dick’s door, flat six, sixth floor. He didn’t hear me so I knock-knocked a bit harder. Still nothing so I knock-knocked-knock-knocked as loudly as I could. Mid-knock he opened the door and I almost knocked him on the nose! 

‘Knock any louder and the building will fall down’ he said. Little did he know that a few months later it would. Just look at it now. The demolition blokes have been knock-knocking, bash-bashing and smash-smashing  for days. 

Oh look, over there! It’s my door knocker! I really miss it. Its inventor deserved a Nobel prize. 

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dewey?

Dewey who?

Dewey have to keep listening to your silly jokes?

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22 thoughts on “Who’s there?”

  2. Sadje's avatar Sadje Sep 25, 2023 / 17:25

    Haha! Excellent puns and jokes Keith. Got my dose of humor my friend. Thanks for joining in.

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    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings Sep 26, 2023 / 17:38

      I should have included a ‘Warning: May spill coffee’ notice at the top!

      What’s the opposite of coffee?
      Sneezy!

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      • ladysighs's avatar ladysighs Sep 26, 2023 / 23:36

        “If you say so, Keith.”
        Years ago I would read a funny story called “If You Say So, Claude to my classes. It was about a pioneer couple .. Shirley and Claude. And whatever Claude did Shirley would say, “If you say so, Claude.” I don’t know what made me think of it. It might be because you are so funny.

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  4. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli Sep 25, 2023 / 20:19

    This would make a wonderful children’s book, Keith. I love it, and I think kids would also.

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  6. destiny's avatar Destiny Sep 25, 2023 / 20:41

    Lol, love the knock knock jokes.
    such a wonderful take, Keith 🤍

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      • destiny's avatar Destiny Sep 26, 2023 / 18:01

        😂

        most welcome 🙏🤍

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  10. Marie's avatar Marie Sep 27, 2023 / 07:30

    Keith: Hello my friend, How are you doing? Great I hope. Now, I wasn’t ready for that punch line to say the least! bwahahahaha Great! I haven’t laughed in a long time. I’ve been doing therapy on my back all winter long, but soon it will be over…. PRAISE JESUS!!! THANKS FOR THE LAUGH though my friend. I surely needed it! Have a great day! Great Post my friend… definitely!!!

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