My new football

Today across England there will be hoards of tired people, many with hangovers after last night’s FIFA football match in which we well and truly beat Mexico on their home turf, 3 goals to 2 

Due to time differences, kick off took place at 2 in the morning UK time, and ended after 4! Pubs and bars were given permission to remain open until 5am.

As my brain’s still sleepy, this is the best I can come up with!

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I popped into the sports shop to by a new football. I found one I liked and decided to buy it even though at £10 is was a bit pricey.

The assistant offered to pump it up for me and then asked me for £15.

I said I thought it was supposed to be a tenner, he just shrugged and said, ‘inflation’.

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Thanks to Sadje for hosting What Do You See

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These pictures realate more to my preamble than my tale!

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32 thoughts on “My new football

  1. Maggie's avatar Maggie July 6, 2026 / 14:35

    Congratulations to England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

    We will meet you on Saturday.

    Ro,Ro,Ro ⚽️ Heia Norge 🇳🇴

  2. gc1963's avatar gc1963 July 6, 2026 / 14:47

    Great use of pun

  3. Suzette Benjamin's avatar Suzette Benjamin July 6, 2026 / 14:51

    Congratulations to the UK team. Yay!
    Wonderful write, Keith, and I ‘love the price of inflation… says no one except after reading your excellent tale. Cheers.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings July 7, 2026 / 16:22

      Yay, roll on Saturday!

      Fictional inflation’s not as bad as the real thing!

  4. beth's avatar beth July 6, 2026 / 15:44

    funny! and congrats –

  5. Denise's avatar Denise July 6, 2026 / 16:46

    LOL. The game came on here at 9 pm. I was exhausted from all the cooking and left my house guests to watch on their own. Now, I wish had stayed up. Sounds like it was quite exciting.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings July 7, 2026 / 16:28

      I’m not a footie fan, but even I found it exciting!

  6. pensitivity101's avatar pensitivity101 July 6, 2026 / 17:13

    I’m groaning here Keith. Didn’t watch the game, no TV, so won’t be watching anything anyway.

  7. imnobodywhoareyou's avatar imnobodywhoareyou July 6, 2026 / 19:24

    What a game. I watched it with my son, grandson and granddaughter. We were tense and on the edge of our seat all night. You have quite the mind for jokes.

  8. Hammad Rais's avatar Hammad Rais July 6, 2026 / 19:59

    I haven’t seen a single game because of the time difference 😔.
    But I’m reading the news about them.

  9. Dawn Minott's avatar Dawn Minott July 7, 2026 / 00:26

    Congrats to England. That was quite a win!!!!

  10. Chris Hall's avatar Chris Hall July 7, 2026 / 11:43

    Good one, Keith! ⚽ Will this be the right time for England? What’s 60 years anyway… we remember that don’t we?

  11. Sadje/ Sadie's avatar Sadje/ Sadie July 7, 2026 / 12:47

    Congratulations on winning against Mexico Keith. I loved your clever twist on the inflation. Thanks for joining in.

  12. clark's avatar clark July 7, 2026 / 15:51

    give ‘im credit for the pun, but a bit steep on a cover charge for the comedy routine

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings July 7, 2026 / 16:41

      A bit too steep! Let’s hope it doesn’t get a pun-cture!

  13. Violet Lentz's avatar Violet Lentz July 8, 2026 / 17:06

    OOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! You are the clever one!

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