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I knew I should have gone with you. Get some holiday clothes I said, and just look what you got.
When I said buy a colourful shirt I didn’t mean a Hawaiian one. What do you mean h-why not? Because I want you to blend in, not stand out, and as for those t-shirts, they’re so tight your man-boobs look bigger than my boobs.
When I said get some swimming trunks I meant baggy ones not skin tight budgie-smugglers, and just look at that hat. A baseball cap with that written on it is offensive!
What’s this? Oh no…
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Click Froggie to visit the squares!
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Thanks to Rochelle for hosting Friday Fictioneers
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PHOTO PROMPT © Lori Wilson
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Before I leave, the picture of the beach on which Froggie is standing is one of several I took yesterday afternoon. A busy beach is not something we expect to see here on a weekday in May! Here are a couple more –
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a style disaster. Great fun, Keith
You’re right, though he’d probably disagree! Thanks, Neil.
Clearly, this man should not go shopping alone! Great beach pics ☀️
I think you’re right, Nancy!
It was odd seeing people on the beach this time of the year, but 32c/90f seemed a bit odd too!
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They sell MAGA caps in England? Who knew! LOL.
…and that’s not all, you’d be surprised at some of other things we sell! Cheers Denise.
Desperately trying to unsee the image of you in budgie-smugglers, dear chap!
Our beaches are busier that that, but we have a canicule happening.
Sorry about that!
Us too, it was the hottest May day ever at 32c. Had it been a weekend it’d been a lot busier, although it never gets crowded as we are just a small seaside town with no hotels.
I say wear what makes you feel beautiful!
You should see what I’m wearing now – but on second thoughts….!
We can’t see the sand for people just now.
Not a problem we have in our little town!
It’s crazy here at this time of year.
That’s the holiday spirit for you.
Indeed! Cheers James.
What a nag she is! How are they supposed to enjoy themselves if she doesn’t just leave him alone?
Yes! I’m pleased you’re not taking her side, Dale!
Oh hell no. I don’t understand nags…
Women should never let me shop alone if they’re that “specific.”
Same here, James!
😂 Brilliant characterisation Keith – that’s the problem more often than not men can’t dress themselves appropriately…. Or don’t wear what their women want them to wear!
…the latter! I love being single again!
He should have let her do the shopping 😱
I would have been wise!
Exactly 👍🏼
budgie-smuggler, love this, it’s new to me and i’m going to use it now
I’ll be looking out for it in your posts!
shopping isn’t for a man. he needs a woman to accompany him to make it right. 🙂
Dear Keith,
Budgie smugglers? That’s a new one but I get the idea. I swim every day and some of the people there…no comments. I understand that you’re having quite the heatwave over there. Fun story. I agree with Dale. She is a bit of a nag, isn’t she?
Shalom,
Rochelle
Thjanks so much, Rochelle, I didn’t realise it was not a universally used term! I bet you see a thing or two.
It’s hard to please women. No matter what you buy, budgie-smugglers or baggy shorts, she won’t like your choice anyway. 🙂
So true, Surabhi! Should have left it to her!
If they’re going to the beach, anything goes! The connection to the wild array of mannequins is perfect!
Thanks so much, I do see some strange sights on our beach!
More than hysterical, especially those budgie-smugglers… 😂
I support people’s rights to wear whatever makes them happy, but I also support my right not to stand too close!
Fashion faux pauxs..too many. Nicely done, Kieth. I enjoyed the beach photos!
This is so perfectly described I had to avert my eyes.
Funny, as always. “Budgie-smugglers” took me out😆. Is that a crowded beach? Reminds me of when I was visiting a cousin in Italy who lived on the beach and they said the beach was “crowded” and that day there was no one within 20ft of me, it was heaven! And no loud music or anyone munching on fried chicken!