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Len fancied taking up diving. He thought he’d practice in the park before braving the sea.
He stood upright in a pedalo like a latter-day Christopher Columbus. ‘Fobble-ible-oble’ he said; speaking with a snorkel in your gob isn’t easy!
Wifey Laura started peddling. Unfortunately, the boat was still tied the bank. It jerked to a halt and Len toppled into the lake. Unperturbed, he clambered back aboard. Someone untethered them, and away they went, stopping in the middle.
Len jumped into the water unaware that it was only two feet deep – or in his case, two knees deep!
He’s gone off the idea now!
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Prod Froggie to visit the squares!
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PHOTO PROMPT © Lisa Fox
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Thanks to Rochelle for hosting Friday Fictioneers
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Great story, Keith. I’m glad Len has decided against any future “diving” efforts. Love your artwork!
I expect the fish are quite pleased too! Thanks, Suzete.
Yes! True!
Dear Keith,
Loved “with a snorkel in your gob.” Puts me in mind of one of the regular swimmers at my pool. 😉 Fun story. Happy New Year!
Shalom,
Rochelle
Thanks, Rochelle, Every group has someone who’s different!
He shouldn’t let a small thing like broken knee caps put him off. Not if he’s really keen.
Indeed, I’ll pass on your message to him!
probably a good call )
That’s what I thought!
Told with perfection!
How nice of you, thanks so much, Jodi.
Haha! They still had an adventure.
Not quite the one they expected, but an adventure all the same!
Exactly! Better luck next time.
Now there’s a man who learns from his mistakes
At least he tried!
Calls to mind a ’60s commercial about water safety:
“And never dive unless you know
The water’s not too shallow and it’s clear below.”
I guess he never saw it! There is a message on the hut door saying something about swimming at your own risk – that should have made him a little more cautious!
Nice story Keith. Happy New Year.
Keith, sometimes it does seem like the forces of the universe converge against us. I’m glad you made it a story that has me laughing in its face <3
He needs proper lessons. Those park entrance kiosks must be very common.
I pray you have a blessed and beautiful 2026!
Really fun and it is tough to speak
With the diving ask and snorkel – that was a fun part too
nice story….. Have a great 2026!
Haha! Great story about poor old Len!