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What you are about to read, should you choose so to do, is utter nonsense. Please accept my apologies in advance.‘
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I used to love climbing trees when I was a kid, didn’t you?
I did, especially the holey tree.
Wasn’t it a bit prickly?
Not the holly tree, the holey tree.
Ah, yes, the one in the church yard!
No, not the holy tree, the holey tree in Hollowton.
Oh, I remember, it had a hole in it!
That’s the one, it’s still there you know.
Do you remember that tree in the park that caught fire?
Yes I do, I can’t recal what type it was, but it’s a ash tree now!
For years I pined for the tree they chopped down.
The one with cones?
That’s the one.
Let’s go and see if that tree’s got any acorns yet.
Oakay!
I used to sunbathe by that tree.
The birch?
No, the beech of course!
I’ve always had great respect for those trees.
The elders?
Yes, and those one over there too.
Likewise, what are they called?
Erm. erm, oh, yew know…
Anyway, nice to see you again Spruce, sorry, Bruce.
You too Cedar, sorry Cedric, say hi to Maple, sorry, Mable.
I will – oh, don’t forget it’s quiz night at the Monkey Puzzle pub tomorrow night!.
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Thanks to Jenne Gray and C.E.Ayr for hosting The Unicorn Challenge
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© Ayr/Gray
Another uproarious adventure over to Keith’s Place, The Baaamy Inn!
Thanks for dropping in, Violet!
My pleasure!
Hilarious writing Keith
Thanks for laughing along, Sadje!
My pleasure, always
Another delightful sprouting of puns. The trees on that street look quite blighted!
Just a bit! Thanks for your punderful comment!
Always fun Keith
Thanks, I try my best, Di!
Nicely done Keith and you got a beautiful ode and reminder to care for great and beautiful trees. Your story was a treemendous.
I thought I’d finally gone barking mad after I wrote it, I even hought of truncating it. But then I suddenly twigged and decided to leaf as it was and go down the self deprevating root!
ahahaahha!! Good ones Keith. You are so good at story telling and the puns…awesome humor relief.
The “warning!” simply whets the appetite for this zany treat of a tale, Keith! What fun!
Gotcha! thanks so much, Dora!
Thank you, punmaster.
I like that, thank you Mimi!
so cute and fun, mr. pun!
😊 Thanks, Beth!
The Punster strikes again!
So funny, Keith, your wit is plane to see. (Sorry! 😉)
Now you’ve started – catching, isn’t it?
Thanks so much, Jenne,
Is it oaky to say, just fir a laugh, this is the acorniest thing you’ve done yet?
PS You didn’t link your post, just the pingback.
Shaking my head and laughing. You altered the photo a bit? Gnarley, Dude!
Just a bit! Thanks, Liz.