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We always thought that one day he’d work within a university. Pete the Prof we used to call him!
I can still hear him correcting our teacher’s mistakes. He was more in charge of proceedings than they were.
“Please Sir, I believe you’ve spelled that word incorrectly”.
“Please Miss, I think you’ll find that India has twenty-two languages, not twenty-one”.
“Please Sir, in the interest of our health, I’d prefer it if you’d sneeze into a handkerchief to prevent the spread of germs.
“Please Miss, this is all very interesting but I think it’s worth mentioning that the Bayeux Tapestry is incorrectly named as it is in fact an embroidery”.
Hardly a day went by in the staff room without the teachers admitting to eachother the slip ups they’d made only to be corrected by Pete!
He was a sucker for tidiness too. He often stayed behind to make sure the blackboard was perfectly wiped. He’d neaten the teacher’s desk and make sure there was not a scrap of detritus (his word, not mine!) soiling the floor before leaving.
We were right! He gained a position within an esteemed educational establishment in Cambridge, a university that is highly regarded througout the world.
Not as a professor though. No, he’s a cleaner.
But not any old cleaner it seems! According to him, he’s responsible for purification, sanitation, sterilization, ablution, antisepsis, deodorising, disinfection and prophylaxis … whatever that is!
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Thanks to Sadje for hosting the What Do You See? photo prompt!
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Keith's Ramblings 
A teacher’s nightmare. I recall a few like that. Always enjoy your wit and wisdom.
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There’s always one! Thanks so much.
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perfect
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Thank you, Beth!
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Brilliant Keith
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Thanks so much, Di!
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New pic! Hope you were nice and warm!!
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I do hope he’s enjoying his job.
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I’m sure he’s loving it!
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Pete didn’t live up to his full potential it seems- or perhaps it was his dream job after all. Thanks for joining in Keith. 😂
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Only Pete knows, he would never admit to getting something wrong!
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Haha! A know it all 🤩🥸🧐
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Great trip! Great catch!
happy wordless Wednesday!
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I had an amazing time, thanks, Carmen!
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Wonderful to see the word “detritus” in a sentence!! That is not that common. Nice one Keith. His job sounds fabulous when you put it like that…good on him! It is all perspective.
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He found his calling and seems to be enjoying it. Good on him 😀
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😂😂😂 Well, it seems that was his calling but it was misinterpreted by others.
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