249 words!

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They are like best mates, Mac and his mandolin! 

He’s got a ukulele, but he’s not keen on it. A guitar too, but he’s never got the hang of it. But the day he came across the mandolin, it struck a chord with him. He liked the look of it, the sound of it! 

He seizes every opportunity to perform whether sitting on a park bench or standing on a street corner.

There’s one problem I’ve never dared mention to him though. He’s not very good at playing it. He had a problem from day one when he discovered it had eight strings, quite a challenge to someone with four clumsy fingers and a wonky thumb. He decided to use just three of them! How he’d tackle a harp’s forty-seven strings, I can’t imagine!

He sings too. He sure can hold a note! Unfortunately though, it’s rarely the right one!

Why am I telling you this? Well, some mates and I were in a busy pub garden one evening when along came Mac and his mandolin, or M&M as they’re known. A hush came over the place. Billy took that as a complement! He could wait to get going!

As his fingers danced up and down the mandolin’s neck like a spider on speed he started singing … something. He looked thrilled as people began rising to their feet, his first ever standing ovation! Or was it? 

Sadly not, they started walking away and entering the bar.

How sad.

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Thanks to Jenne Gray and CEAyr for hosting The Unicorn Challenge

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© Ayr/Gray

25 thoughts on “249 words!”

  1. lifelessons's avatar lifelessons October 25, 2024 / 18:04

    True story? Fun one, either way.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings October 26, 2024 / 15:39

      Absolutely not! I’m delighted you enjoyed it, both ways!

  2. beth's avatar beth October 25, 2024 / 18:16

    Awwww

  3. The Sicilian Storyteller's avatar The Sicilian Storyteller October 25, 2024 / 18:49

    Charming, good-natured and with a lot of heart … just like the author! Lovely!

  4. Suzette Benjamin's avatar Suzette Benjamin October 25, 2024 / 19:06

    Well done Keith. Sometimes one has to play the music that one loves, audience or no. Amen.

  5. clark's avatar clark October 25, 2024 / 19:18

    tough crowd

    but, nearly axiomatic about performance (musical, theatrical, blogical)… if you can’t take the risk, the reward will forever be out of reach

  6. Shweta Suresh's avatar Shweta Suresh October 25, 2024 / 19:21

    Haha good one, Keith. I admire his confidence!

  7. ceayr's avatar ceayr October 25, 2024 / 21:33

    Poor mandolin! Can no one save it from Mad Mac?

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings October 26, 2024 / 15:57

      I’ve not heard that expression before – I like it!

  8. Sadje's avatar Sadje October 26, 2024 / 07:53

    One must admire his commitment. 😂

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings October 26, 2024 / 16:00

      Indeed, but I can’t help but feel sorry for his long-sufferring mandolin!

      • Sadje's avatar Sadje October 26, 2024 / 23:03

        😥

  9. jenne49's avatar jenne49 October 26, 2024 / 13:47

    ‘It struck a chord with him’ – groan – but it’s a good one!
    Poor old Mac – somebody should take him aside and tell him.
    Or no, wait…
    Have a whipround and get him some singing lessons?
    Love the tongue-in-cheek tone, Keith, you do it so well.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings October 26, 2024 / 16:03

      That’s a great idea in theory, but think we might have difficulty in finding a tutor to take him on!

      Thanks so much for your generous words. Jenne, they are much appreciated.

  10. Sally's avatar Sally October 27, 2024 / 14:24

    Hahaha — great story. I think I’ve heard Mac’s cousin busking in the city.

  11. Liz H-H's avatar Liz H-H October 27, 2024 / 20:20

    (Sad trombone!) Some people won’t take a hint, and move on to what they were really meant to do!

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