A very silly story for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt where the given word is…
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I’m a teacher. My kids are so bright I have to wear sunglasses!
This morning our geometry teacher was feeling out of shape and the maths teacher had too many problems.
The grammar teacher was also having a bad day. ‘There, their, they’re’, I said. His dictionary had disappeared, so he was lost for words.
The science teacher looked bored. ‘Cheer up, geology rocks’, I told him!
The chemistry teacher needed a drink. Well, alcohol is a solution.
On a happier note, the art teacher’s marrying the janitor, she’s brushed him off his feet!
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Haha! All problems solved.
I’d like to think so!
👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Hahaha! And that’s how you take care of many of the subjects 😉
Absolutely! Cheers, Dale.
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LOLOLOLOL
What more could I have hoped for!
Haha. Loved this take. Good one, Keith.
I’m delighted, thanks, Shweta!
You’re most welcome 😁
“he was lost for words….LOL! Totally fun read, Keith. Well done!!
I’d hate to be…erm…erm…now I’m lost for words!
I’ll make do with – thank you!
Lol!!
The chemist told a joke. There was no reaction.
You are too clever!
I like that! Thanks so much, Denise!
Love this Keith!
I’m so pleased, thanks, Di!
Most welcome
The physical education teacher jumped at the chance to rope us all in
Now you’ve started! Nice one, Beth!
This is excellent, Keith! Too funny!
Really? You are so kind, Nancy!
Clever and fun!
Thanks, Mimi!
Delightfully fun! Thanks, you clever dude.
Thank you so much, Susan!
They lined up really well. Not sure how you pulled that off but very entertaining this Sunday morning.
Thanks so much!
Speaking of lines, parallel lines have so much in common, it’s such a shame they never meet!
Ooohhh, I love the quick with. 😆 🤣
Wit
Hahaha love it.
I’m pleased! Thanks, Kritika!
Welcome kindly 🙂
Delightful puns. I hope the geometry teacher was able to straighten up and the math teacher lost a percentage of his stress?