100 words for Rochelle’s Friday Fictioneers photo prompt.
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“A chicken crossed the road the other day, he wanted to avoid walking past KFC! He didn’t envy those living in Kentucky, he felt much safer in Yolklahoma!
He’s quite well-known within the poultry populace, somewhat egg-centric but with im-peck-able taste. That’s down to his upbringing, like feather like son!
His daughter was quite shy, it took her a while to come out of her shell, but now she’s comedi-hen, her shell jokes crack me up! She enjoys chick flicks, unlike her father whose favourite movie is Lord of the Wings.
Okay, I’ll stop, no need for that fowl language!”
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Prod Froggie to see what other have made of this weeks picture!
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PHOTO PROMPT © Mr. Binks
How do you come up with all of these, Keith? This is wonderfully enjoyable <3
~David
Thanks so much, I have absolutely no idea, David!
Hilarious 😀 haha
Thank you, Krtika!
My pleasure 🙂
Haha! You crack me up too
I’m pleased! Thanks, Sadje.
You’re very welcome
Lol! Bravo Keith. I will spare you one of my pun replies… no need to egg myself on! Lovely take on the prompt
You couldn’t resist it, could you?!!
Ahahaha, LOL! Sorry about that…
That’s a lot of “Dad jokes…or yokes.”
All white, don’t you start!
That was funny. Good job!
Thanks so much, Tessa!
The pinnacled plethora of puns
I try to pile them high! Thanks Neil.
“Remember to tip your waitstaff!”
Of course!
the best word title ever
Haha, thank you!
hahaha
That’ll do nicely, thank you!
🙂🙂
haha, you really went for it with this one, Keith! Eggcelent!
Oh dear, now you’ve started! Cheers, Jen.
Keith, I was laughing right along with your audience. Creative and mood-lightening of the best kind.
That’s so kind of you, Lisa, thank you!
You’re welcome!
Fun post Keith (groan………………… LOL)
Groan accepted and deserved! Thanks, Di.
hehe.
You are clever, thank you for the smiles.
…and you are so kind. Mimi!
this is hilarious. well done. 🙂
That’s much appreciated plaridel!
hat a fun take, Keith. :):)
What a fun take. My key board jumps a lot, nowadays. Sorry for the typo, Keith.
Yours too? Mine as well! Thanks so much, Indira.
Scrambling for a response here, unless I poach someone else’s. (I’ll get me coat.)
Now you’ve started, I’m beginning to feel eggsausted!
Dear Keith,
I’d say you’ve hatched a good one this week. 😀 You left me cackling.
Shalom,
Rochelle
A cockadoodle will do, Rochelle!
We groan and cannot help laugh at these cracked, boiled and fried eggs!
I’m starting to go off eggs, I’ll be glad when it’s ova!
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Laughing. Good one, Keith.
Delighted to have amused you, Margaret!
Your puns are imPeckable. Good cluck topping them in the future!
These are puntastic!
Enjoyed those puns. Cracked me up 🙂
Delightful read! You have wonderful wit!
You always quack me up, dear boy, and make my day sunny side up! Very punny, Keith! 🌞
love it! Please don’t stop.