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June 1996
Lens wife Iris was a teacher. One of her pupils had an idea. (see what I did there?)
“We should form a band Miss” he said . “Me on guitar, Willy on keyboard, Bashier on drums and what’s-is-name singing. We’ll call ourselves Eyes On Us!”
“What style of music will you play?” she asked.
“Garage music Miss, it’s the latest thing!”
Iris didn’t like to admit she no idea what garage music was, after all she was a music teacher! They were playing music in the workshop when her car was being fixed a few days earlier, ‘Can’t take my eyes of you’, that kind of thing, but she couldn’t imagine them playing anything like that.
When she got home she asked hubby Len if he knew what it was.
“Of course my love“ he said, “it’s a stripped-down, minimal style of bass-heavy dance music, with basic drum patterns and simple basslines which takes inspiration from house, RnB, dancehall and jungle”.
She was none the wiser!
August 2007
It was the Britain’s Got Talent auditions. The theatre was packed. The judging panel, ready and waiting, Simon Cowell proudly displaying his hairy chest.
‘Eyes On Us’ yelled that chap with the loud voice.
They were good. They even got the Golden Buzzer. Iris was watching at home, she was so proud!
They didn’t win, but it was still quite an achievement. They released a record, but sadly it was a bit of a flop.
February 2024
I’ve no idea what they’re doing today.
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© Ayr/Gray
Thanks to Jenne Gray and C.E.Ayr for hosting The Unicorn Challenge.
Probably telling their kids they were the greatest thing since sliced bread. 😉 Love the puns.
Thanks so much. We’ve all done that I’m sure!
Thank you Keith for pointing out your brilliant pun in.. Iris and pupils reference…I would have missed what eye saw.
Great story I wonder too what they are doing now..
I’ll contact Lens wife and see if she knows! Cheers, Suzette!
Lol!!
Oh I’d hoped they would become superstars.
I thought that would, but my miserable muse had other ideas!
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love the opening sentence, even if it was a bit cornea.
Oh, dear, now you’ve started!
Here’s something (a compliment on that much sought after quality all new writers*) to acquire a ‘voice’ in our fiction.
So, I start reading and ‘Lens wife Iris was a teacher‘ and, don’t tell anyone, but I was so proud of myself to ‘be on the lookout’.
*by ‘all’ I mean me and my contemporaries when we started coming ’round the blogsphere**
** by ‘me and my contemporaries’ I mean me lol
I imagine very little sneaks past you, clark! You’ve made this contemporary very happy.
They gave it their best shot and I’m sure they aren’t sorry, no matter what they’re doing for a living now. Fun story and puns.
They had their moment and relished it I’m sure! Thanks, Mimi.
Another fun piece from the Master of the One-Liners!
I didn’t realise I’d been awarded such an honour! In future, I’ll add MOL after my name!
You’re the king of puns, Keith.
Coming from the queen of Poetry, that’s really kind of you Maria!
Aww thanks, Keith. Cheers!
I started laughing at the first line, Keith, and didn’t stop.
Never have so many puns been concentrated in so few words.
A fun take on the prompt.
That’s so nice of you Jenne, thanks for the inspirational picture!
Jeepers creepers, Keef, four puns in the first line, that’s got to be a record, even for you!
Shaking my head and smiling…
I’ve got my eye on the Guinness Book of Records – though I might have to make do with a pint or two of the stuff instead.
That was too much fun, Keith. You manage your puns rather well 😉
Cheers, Dale, I try not to puntificate!
You do it so well.