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Mick and Dick were having a quiet drink when Dick accidentally gave Mick a kick under the table … you kicked me … no I didn’t … yes you did … oh, I’m sorry … I should think so!
This drink’s got quite a kick … I’m not surprised, scotch is forty percent alcohol at least … I wonder how many percents your beer has … about four I think … you’ll have to drink ten pints to catch up with me … eight more to go then!
I get no kick from champagne … nor did that singer chappie, Frank someone or other … mere alcohol doesn’t thrill me at all … alright, that’s enough … but I get a kick out of you, under the table … I know, but I did apologise if you remember!
We’re having a kick-about tomorrow … a kick about what? … about nothing, we are just kicking a ball about … why? … because it’s fun … if you say so!
My lad had to do a penalty kick in the soccer match yesterday … you mean football, soccer is an Americanish word … I know, but a lot of Americans will be reading this right now … good point, so, how did your lad do? … he missed.
Look at the time, Landlord Len will be kicking us out soon … I got kicked off a plane once … why? … I said hi to my friend Jack … bye Dick … bye Mick.
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Thanks to Denise for hosting Six Sentence Stories where the given word is Kick.
Each sentence can be a story in itself.
That’s true!
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Fun Keith
Thanks, Di!
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To say I got a kick out of your Six is an understatement, Keith.
Thanks so much, I’m pleased it did the trick!
kick up the jams! said the berry pickers
Oh, yes!!!
This was some fun, Keith. I’d do a kick something or other but you nailed most of them!
I didn’t mention that I kicked a pregnant woman – I was born three months later!
Hah! Well… a kick from the inside is a different type of kick 😉
Nice last sentence. I had to read it twice to get it, but I am glad I did.
Thanks, Frank, I did wonder if would go unnoticed!
Hi Jack. Now that’s a real kicker! Funny stuff, Keith.
It’s like the time a guard saw someone aim a gun at Trump and shouted ‘Donald, duck’!
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Fun Six.
I feel good that I got the last sentence joke on my first read and felt old by Beth’s polite commentistic* allusion to music from college days, i.e. MC5
* not a ‘real’ word
Well spotted! They don’t sing songs like that any more, remembering it is one of the advantages of growing old – don’t kick it!
Let’s kick another fun and witty Six into the can, shall we, Keith !
Yes, let’s Denise! Cheers!
Heeheehee! You are clever and quite entertaining.
I try!!! Thanks, Mimi!
Fab!
Thanks so much, Chris!
Dictionaries should be written like this because it’s more fun!