The Safe Room

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Let me whisper it to you!

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It’s quiet outside. That doesn’t mean they’ve left, one or two of them could still be skunking around. The sound of them shouting and yelling earlier is still ringing in my ears. 

I managed to sneak away when they weren’t looking. I’m in a safe room now, I’ve secured the door and I’ll stay here until I’m certain that I’m free from danger.

She was expecting me carry out a deed for her. She said if I refused, the consequences would be dire. I can’t do it, I can’t. Why me? She said it was urgent, so hopefully, in my absence, someone else will have been given the mission.

I’ve been treated like a slave for too long. It’s time I started standing up for myself, time I began…

No. Oh no. I can hear footsteps. They’re getting louder. They’re coming my way. Control yourself. Don’t be afraid. Remember you’re in the safe room. No harm can … NO!

‘Yes dear, I can hear you. 

Don’t worry sweetheart, I’ve put the seat down. 

Of course I’ve sprayed the air freshener, my love.

The supermarket? You still want me to go there, precious? 

Can’t you send one of the kids, angel?

What do you mean you’ll deny me my …… okay honeybunch, I’ll go.

Yes, pet. 

Now’.

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I hate shopping.

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© Ayr/Gray

Thanks to Jenne Gray and C.E.Ayr for hosting The Unicorn Challenge

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37 thoughts on “The Safe Room

  1. beth's avatar beth December 2, 2023 / 17:18

    😁

  2. Suzette Benjamin's avatar Suzette Benjamin December 2, 2023 / 17:18

    Oh, well done, Keith.!! You got me thinking in a different direction on this one. That was not quote the ending I was expecting!!. A very well-told tale!!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings December 3, 2023 / 15:39

      I’m pleased I managed to pull it off! Thanks so much, Suzette!

  3. Dawn Minott's avatar Dawn Minott December 2, 2023 / 17:45

    You did it again. Splendidly done.

    It’s the “yes pet” response that got me 😊😂😊

      • Dawn Minott's avatar Dawn Minott December 3, 2023 / 19:29

        Must welcome Keith !!!!

  4. Belladonna's avatar Belladonna December 2, 2023 / 19:29

    LOL! Great one Keith

      • Belladonna's avatar Belladonna December 4, 2023 / 15:23

        Always Keith! Great storyteller.

  5. Doug Jacquier's avatar Doug Jacquier December 2, 2023 / 20:25

    Beyond hilarious, Keith. You’ve really delivered a top shelf effort this week.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings December 3, 2023 / 16:40

      Thanks for your eggcellent comment Nancy, guess the yoke’s on me!

  6. Sadje's avatar Sadje December 3, 2023 / 08:47

    There’s no escape 😹

      • Maria Michaela's avatar Maria Michaela December 4, 2023 / 08:47

        You’re a natural funny guy, Keith. 😁

  7. ceayr's avatar ceayr December 3, 2023 / 10:03

    Excellent, Keith, even by your standards.
    Although I should have guessed that prompt would bring out the best/worst of you!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings December 3, 2023 / 17:40

      That’s most kind of you… I think! Let’s just say it brought out the in-between of me!

  8. jenne49's avatar jenne49 December 3, 2023 / 19:58

    Well, the prompt picture was just begging for your story, Keith, and you did it proud.
    So funny!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings December 4, 2023 / 11:39

      Thanks so much, Jenne, that’s really kind of you!

  9. Margaret's avatar Margaret December 4, 2023 / 22:18

    There’s no such thing as a ‘safe room’ for him it seems. Poor man. Great fun though.

  10. Liz H-H's avatar Liz H-H December 6, 2023 / 17:11

    That was SO good. I went straight to the audio and what a delightful reading! 🤣🤣

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings December 8, 2023 / 13:50

      Thanks so much, Liz, I’m really pleased you liked it.

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