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A conversation for The Unicorn Challenge which is hosted by Jenne Gray and A.E.Ayr.

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Are you sure you got rid of all that blood from the electric carving knife?

Yes, I’m sure. I don’t know why you are fussing, I accidentally cut Phil’s finger. It was hardly the chainsaw massacre!

But he thinks you did it deliberately. 

I didn’t, I was carving the meat, and he stupidly tried to nick a piece

What if he goes to the cops?

Why would he do that?

You know what he’s like. He threatened to take Colonel Sanders to court when he almost swallowed a little bone!

That’s true. In that case, I’m going to need a lawyer.

Do you know one? 

Yes, my friend Rosey. 

Rosey?

She watches Law and Order, and she’s a huge fan of Judge Judy, so she knows what to do.

So what are you…

No comment

So what are…

No comment.

So what…

No comment.

Seriously though, what are you going to do with the electric knife?

I’ll take it to the rubbish tip with this other junk.

It closes in half an hour, you’d better get your skates on!

I’m outa here.

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11 thoughts on “.

  1. ceayr's avatar ceayr Aug 13, 2023 / 15:03

    Laughing.
    Entertaining as ever, Knifeman!

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  2. Sadje's avatar Sadje Aug 13, 2023 / 17:01

    Ouch! Poor guy losing a finger. Well written Keith

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  3. Lisa or Li's avatar msjadeli Aug 13, 2023 / 21:18

    Rosey as the defense attorney? I hope he decides against suing 🙂

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  4. joycelansky's avatar joycelansky Aug 13, 2023 / 22:18

    She sounds vicious. I wouldn’t put my fingers near her carving knife.

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  5. jenne49's avatar jenne49 Aug 14, 2023 / 00:09

    Fun story, Keith, and I think Rosey would make an excellent lawyer! Nothing would get past her!
    PS I love the blood running down from the picture. Nice touch! 😱

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  6. Margaret's avatar Margaret Aug 17, 2023 / 08:04

    Phil sounds accident prone. I’d be keeping my fingers well away from an electric carving knife in action. The knife wielder sounds as though she’s(?) on the right track: no comment, and get rid of the evidence ASAP. Fun story.

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