for Friday Fictioneers which is hosted by Rochelle.
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I’m a detective, a private eye. I’m actually quite good at it. My fellow sleuths claim my success is more by chance than cleverness. They call me Sheerluck Holmes. They’re only jealous.
My mission, which I chose to accept, was to follow a woman thought to be fabricating falsehoods. Hardly surprising, therefore, that I found her in a cloth shop, the perfect place for me to gather material evidence
Whilst there, I bought a quilt. Very useful should I decide to go undercover!
Tomorrow I’ll be at an airport baggage reclaim, watching a suspected smuggler. I’m bound to crack his case.
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Very clever and entertaining story Keith 😂
Thank you, delighted to have entertained you, Sadje!
You’re most welcome
A riot of puns
Just a few! Cheers, Neil.
You outdid yourself with the puns. BTW, lovely fabric store. My clothes sewing days are far in my past.
Mine never started, although I did once try sewing on a button!
so cute!
Thanks, Beth!
Love all the puns 👌!
Nothing like a pun or two to brighten one’s day! Thank you.
Sheerluck Holmes. Made me laugh! You never disappoint, Keith.
Thanks, Linda. I heard that name ages ago and I’ve been waiting for a chance to use it!
Fabulous humor. I love the way you said the word “undercover” in your reading…Lol!!
Haha, thanks, Suzette!
Always a pleasure. Thank you for taking the extra effort to audio your work. It adds great depth to the written word!
I love how you characterized Sheerluck Holmes in word, deed, and froggie. Nicely done, Keith!
Very kind of you, thanks so much, Lisa.
You’re welcome 🙂
As always, i enjoy your punny stories.
I’m pleased, thanks, Mimi!
Sheerluck Holmes — tells us everything we need to know. 🤣
Elementary my dear Tannille!
I trust it’s curtains for the criminals and they are locked up in the punitentiary.
Punitentiary, love it! Thanks, James.
Dear Keith,
It doesn’t get much better than Sheerluck Holmes. Brilliant story that provides loads of pun. Seamingly you kept me in stitches. 😉
Shalom,
Rochelle
Thanks, Rochelle, your pun is quilt funny!
This brightened my day. So many clever referrals to fabric.
I’m delighted to hear it Alicia, thank you!
“Sheerluck Holmes” 🤣 Brilliant!
That name seems to have gone down well, I’ve been wanting to use it for ages!
It’s so satisfying when you’ve been holding on to something that you finally get to use, and it goes over well.
So funny! You win the award for the best humor! Totally enjoyable ramble.
Thanks so much! I’d like to thank my muse, my…..
😅Keith, you never fail to disappoint, so full of puns too numerous to mention, I don’t know how your brain does it, brilliant 😄
Nor do I Angela! Thanks so much for your kind words.
very clever. you never disappoint. well done.
Thanks plaridel, that’s really nice of you.
A perfectly spun tale, Sheerluck. I love it.
It was by sheer luck it worked! Thanks so much.
Hi Keith hope you don’t mind me contacting you I currently have the baton for Marla”s pass the baton story challenge I’m going to post my piece today and wonder if you would take the baton from me to carry the story on? Ange
Sadly I can’t but thanks for asking me. – I’ve explained why over at your place.
No worries – have a lovely time 🙌
So many puns..so few words.
You did good, I smiled throughout this story.