Sixty-six seconds of silliness

for The Unicorn Challenge which is brought to us by Jenne Gray and C.E.Ayr.

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Oh look

Where?

Down there.

Oh yeah.

It looks like a fanny pack.

I beg your pardon!

That’s an American name for a bum bag.

A what?

A little bag for bits and pieces.

I’d leave it alone.

Very funny. I see what you did there, leaf it alone, it’s surrounded by…

No seriously, you should never touch unattended bags.

Why, it may contain money or even some sweets. 

No. I’m rigging 999 and when they ask which service I require I’ll say the bomb squad.

Don’t be a wimp, I’m picking it up. Let’s see what’s inside.

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Welcome to the Ten o’clock News. A loud explosion was heard in the city this morning and minutes later bank notes and sweets started falling from the sky. Our reporter Manna von Heffon is at the scene.

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© Ayr/Gray

23 thoughts on “Sixty-six seconds of silliness

  1. Sadje's avatar Sadje June 3, 2023 / 15:26

    Oh no!

  2. jenne49's avatar jenne49 June 3, 2023 / 17:17

    Manna von Heffen! I love it!
    What a fun piece, Keith.

  3. Suzette Benjamin's avatar Suzette Benjamin June 3, 2023 / 19:00

    Of course it would be reporter “Manna…from ‘heaven'” that would carry such as tale. Marvelous storytelling Keith,

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 4, 2023 / 17:19

      The best reporter for the job! Thanks so much, Suzette.

  4. beth's avatar beth June 3, 2023 / 19:25

    eek!

  5. Tom's avatar Tom June 3, 2023 / 20:10

    An explosion of bank notes and sweets… sounds like something my Supervillains would do, Keith! 😁
    I loved the characterisation.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 4, 2023 / 17:34

      Money and sweeties coming down from on high sounded good to me! Cheers, Tom.

  6. Doug Jacquier's avatar Doug Jacquier June 4, 2023 / 00:52

    Lolly and lollies raining down. Hilarious, Keith. (Lollies are what Australians call sweets.)

  7. The Sicilian Storyteller's avatar The Sicilian Storyteller June 4, 2023 / 03:24

    Manna von Heffen! I can always count on you to brighten my day, Keith! Wonderfully clever story!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 4, 2023 / 17:39

      One tries one’s best! I almost didn’t post it thinking it was a bit too silly, which is why I was a little late to the party, but it seems I can uncross my fingers now!

  8. ceayr's avatar ceayr June 4, 2023 / 08:41

    You surpassed yourself this week, Keith.
    And, like the others, I nearly choked on the reporter’s name!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 4, 2023 / 17:54

      I honestly thought this was too silly to post, so the reaction it’s got has come as quite a surprise! Thanks so much, C.E.

  9. Writing Sparkle's avatar Writing Sparkle June 4, 2023 / 17:38

    I have never heard the term “bum bag”; it made me laugh. I have heard the term fanny pack. Anyway, fun post, Keith.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 4, 2023 / 17:56

      The term fanny pack makes us laugh as it refers to a certain part of the female anatomy! So, laughs all round!

      • Writing Sparkle's avatar Writing Sparkle June 6, 2023 / 16:38

        Well, that I did not know. Haha.

  10. clark's avatar clark June 5, 2023 / 19:40

    Funny thing about reading Comments: sometimes, especially when I’m reading with an eye to technique*, I’ll catch a line or a joke that I originally missed. In this case it was the reporter’s name. (v funny)

    On the other side of (my) Reader brain, creating a dialogue using only italics (and non-italics). very cool

    fave line: Very funny. I see what you did there, leaf it alone
    Damn! Create a joke where there was not one (in the original line).

    … better keep this short, I know how unruly Commentors get when I write, all hilarious and whimsical

    lol

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