It’s all Greek to me!

A tiddly tale for Rochelle’s Friday Fictioneers

Θα φτιάξω αμπαζούρ

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Gregor was the proud proprietor of an authentic Greek restaurant, so authentic, that his patrons were permitted to smash their plates on the floor at the end of the evening!

His son Sisyphus was tasked with clearing them up, an unpleasant pursuit as some smashers flung them floorward before finishing their kolokithokeftedes or galaktoboureko

Gregor had an idea. Why not turn some of the fragments into lampshades?

Unfortunately, they were rather heavy and occasionally fell from the ceiling giving Sisyphus even more debris to dispose of at the end of the evening.

Then he had another idea …. or perhaps not!

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*In case you are wondering what the title means, I’ll make lampshades!

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53 thoughts on “It’s all Greek to me!

  1. Suzette Benjamin's avatar Suzette Benjamin March 8, 2023 / 15:10

    A smashing story, Keith. Love the names of the greek dishes. I have no idea how to pronounce them…lol.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings March 8, 2023 / 16:18

      Thanks for the punpliment, Suzette! Nor me which I why I stumbled a bit in the audio!

  2. beth's avatar beth March 8, 2023 / 16:27

    A great twist

  3. The Sicilian Storyteller's avatar The Sicilian Storyteller March 9, 2023 / 11:20

    I was giggling so much over this one, I shook the bed and woke up my husband! A great tiddly tale, Keith! 🤗

  4. neilmacdon's avatar neilmacdon March 9, 2023 / 11:58

    I thijnk the clue to the idea is in Sisyphus’ name

  5. rochellewisoff's avatar rochellewisoff March 9, 2023 / 15:17

    Dear Keith,

    Poor Sisyphus. He’s doomed to repeat the process, isn’t he? 😉 You made me laugh as always. Pass the dolmas, please.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

  6. Dale's avatar Dale March 9, 2023 / 15:24

    Ah c’mon Keith! Ya coulda tried harder 😉 My sister is married to a Greek and every Christmas we get a box of kourabiedes. I call them cocaine cookies 😉
    I’m going to ask for a table without chandelier, please…

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings March 9, 2023 / 17:28

      You’ve no idea how hard I tried, Dale! I just Googled kourabiedes and I liked what I saw, in fact, I bookmarked the recipe for future use. I just need to add cocaine to the ingredient list – I’m not sure if they sell in my local supermarket though!

      I’ll make sure there’s no chandal near you.

      • Dale's avatar Dale March 9, 2023 / 17:44

        I am teasing you, Keith!
        And kourabiedes are delicious. Of course we call them cocaine because of the mounds of powdered sugar. Just remember to NOT inhale as you bring it to your mouth. Not a one of us has NOT choked on it.

        I appreciate it.

  7. Alicia Jamtaas's avatar Alicia Jamtaas March 9, 2023 / 17:54

    What a delightful story! Thanks for an early morning grin.

  8. Laurie Bell's avatar Laurie Bell March 9, 2023 / 19:48

    Hahaha a smashing tale. I can hear this one as I read it 🤣

  9. plaridel's avatar plaridel March 10, 2023 / 01:13

    with a name like that, i’m afraid the son is doomed to a never-ending task. but a long as it’s good for business, why not? 🙂

      • Chris Hall's avatar Chris Hall March 16, 2023 / 08:11

        ‘from focus??’ – I’m a little rusty!

  10. James McEwan's avatar James McEwan March 10, 2023 / 14:51

    I suspect, there is no such thing as a dishwasher in Greek Restaurants.

  11. poetisatinta's avatar poetisatinta March 10, 2023 / 15:50

    Well, I think it was a brilliant idea….and it made me laugh too 🙂

  12. Iain Kelly's avatar Iain Kelly March 11, 2023 / 00:04

    Smashing! You’ve laid it on a plate for us there Keith.

  13. susanrouchard's avatar susanrouchard March 11, 2023 / 11:35

    Thank you Keith, what a lark. Restaurants are such hard work, need a stern father to keep the free help in check. Wishing you a pleasant weekend.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings March 15, 2023 / 16:38

      As a retired restaurant owner, I know that only too well!

  14. Tannille's avatar Tannille March 11, 2023 / 13:00

    Hey now, that’s recycling. He’s gone green.

  15. elmowrites's avatar elmowrites March 11, 2023 / 17:58

    I can’t believe you’re the first story I’ve seen to go for the Greek plate throwing reference. Poor Sisyphus is aptly named but as he gets older he might develop a spot of Oedipus where his Dad is concerned!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings March 15, 2023 / 16:40

      Haha, very true! I thought there would be one to two more.

  16. msjadeli's avatar msjadeli March 12, 2023 / 23:49

    I love the name of the son with the tough job and bright ideas. Hilarious.

  17. britcanwrites's avatar britcanwrites March 14, 2023 / 04:54

    Yeah … best to keep that idea in his mind. 😁

  18. Bill's avatar Bill March 14, 2023 / 14:26

    Ah, the never ending struggles of cleaning up other people’s messes. Well done, Keith.

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