Amusement!

A silly little story for this week’s The Sunday Muse!

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The devil has angels too you know. 

Take sweet little Sally for example. One of her favourite days is the first of May, Pinch Bum Day! Bend over in front of her at your peril!

Cute Connie loves April Fool’s day. Last year she unscrewed the shower head and placed a beef stock cube inside, her Dad showered with gravy!

One Halloween, joker Jonnie unrolled a toilet roll, drew a big spider on one sheet with a black marker pen and rolled it back up again, You should have heard his Mummy scream!

Which reminds me, saucy Sue once crept upstairs to her Granddad’s bedroom when he was having his afternoon nap, and used a marker pen to draw a moustache on his face. Unfortunately, it was an indelible pen and it took days to wash away!

O-oh! Here comes Pete with his parents. The last time they were here the little devil put bubble wrap under my doormat! Now it’s my turn, I’ve replaced the cream in some Oreos with toothpaste!

Everyone thought my ex was an angel. Well, she could fly, but not with wings, she used a broomstick! She had sessions with the devil on how to become more evil. I don’t know how much she charged him!

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25 thoughts on “Amusement!

  1. Sadje's avatar Sadje February 11, 2023 / 17:24

    😂😂😂

      • Sadje's avatar Sadje February 12, 2023 / 16:42

        🤩

  2. 100 Country Trek's avatar 100 Country Trek February 11, 2023 / 17:44

    This definitely caught my attention..makes me smile 😃 Anita

  3. beth's avatar beth February 11, 2023 / 18:50

    hahahaha

  4. Jim's avatar Jim February 11, 2023 / 19:18

    I like your ex flying, with a broom. Mine flew also, but in a different way.
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    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings February 12, 2023 / 15:15

      I wonder which way! Mine flew off the handle and I never saw her again!

  5. Carrie V. H.'s avatar Carrie V. H. February 11, 2023 / 22:45

    What a brilliant fun read this was Keith! You always make me smile my friend!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings February 12, 2023 / 15:18

      That’s so kind of you Carrie. I often wish others would find something amusing in what they see.

  6. qbit's avatar qbit February 12, 2023 / 01:45

    Goodness! Saucy little things!

  7. The Sicilian Storyteller's avatar The Sicilian Storyteller February 12, 2023 / 11:52

    Love a good giggle, you little devil! Don’t forget the clear plastic wrap over the toilet seat. Always a winner! 😂

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings February 12, 2023 / 15:32

      That is one of my favourite pranks! I almost used it in my story, but it was mentioned in one I wrote a few months back so I decided against it!

  8. Rob Kistner's avatar Rob Kistner February 12, 2023 / 13:58

    I am smiling… 🤣

  9. wyndolynne's avatar wyndolynne February 12, 2023 / 14:10

    Love the laughs! This makes me wonder whether our collie is smart enough to know that his hair can look like a spider in the dark…

  10. Helen's avatar Helen February 12, 2023 / 18:56

    Seldom does a Muse piece bring so much laughter! Loved each of your snippets.

  11. poetisatinta's avatar poetisatinta February 12, 2023 / 20:21

    Brilliant Keith so made me laugh – re the marker pen trick my daughter and I did that on hubby a few years back when he had fallen asleep on the sofa – the best bit was he went to the local shop when he woke up and hadn’t looked in the mirror – well we laughed – not so much him at the time 🙂

  12. Dawn's avatar Dawn February 14, 2023 / 01:09

    What an interesting bunch of sassafrases! Thanks for the laugh, Keith! 💞

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