One hundred words…

for Friday Fictioneers

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When I misplaced my thesaurus I was lost for words. I walked past a junk shop with piles of old books in the window so I popped in hoping I might find one.

“Have you a thesaurus?”

“A tortoise? No dear, there’s a pet shop next door”.

“No, a book, a  thes…au…rus!”

“Sorry dear, I’m a little deaf. Let’s see”.

She moved things, dropped things, disappeared behind things then reappeared clutching a tatty tome.

“There dear, a book on dinosaurs, there’s bound to be something in there about tyrannosauruses”.

Actually, it was quite an interesting book, so I bought it!

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51 thoughts on “One hundred words…”

  1. Sadje's avatar Sadje October 19, 2022 / 14:39

    Good one Keith

      • Sadje's avatar Sadje October 19, 2022 / 16:58

        You’re welcome 😇

  2. Tessa's avatar Tessa October 19, 2022 / 19:38

    Very clever!

  3. Suzette Benjamin's avatar Suzette Benjamin October 19, 2022 / 20:28

    Oh how fun, Keith. This sounds like a great intro to a movie!!

  4. beth's avatar beth October 19, 2022 / 20:57

    Hilarious

  5. CGraith's avatar CGraith October 19, 2022 / 23:31

    Love it! That’s a true book worm.

  6. Michael's avatar Michael October 20, 2022 / 00:30

    I smiled and then smiled again.

  7. Patricia's avatar Patricia October 20, 2022 / 01:47

    Sometimes what you don’t expect proves to be what you wanted.

  8. authorfleurl's avatar authorfleurl October 20, 2022 / 12:20

    Haha! Love this. So true, how talking to someone with hearing difficulty can make a conversation hilariously confusing. It happens to me at work often in aged care. Nice one, Keith 🙂

      • authorfleurl's avatar authorfleurl October 20, 2022 / 12:44

        You are welcome, as always a good chuckle!

  9. rochellewisoff's avatar rochellewisoff October 20, 2022 / 13:15

    Dear Keith,

    You had me at “a loss for words,” you clever fellow! Delightful as always.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings October 20, 2022 / 13:39

      I wondered if anyone would notice that – but I knew I could rely on you! Thanks, Rochelle.

  10. James McEwan's avatar James McEwan October 20, 2022 / 14:07

    I enjoyed reading this, well I am still laughing. But, seriously are we heading back to the age of the dinosaurs, if not physically then mentally?

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings October 21, 2022 / 10:59

      Thanks, James. With the way things are in the world, a reboot sounds like a good idea!

  11. Liz Young's avatar Liz Young October 20, 2022 / 16:54

    ‘Lost for words’ – wonderful!

  12. dorahak's avatar dorahak October 20, 2022 / 19:58

    Good to be flexible and dinosaur books who can turn down?! Surprised she didn’t point you to the nearest Toy-R-Us as well 🙂
    ~ Dora

  13. msjadeli's avatar msjadeli October 20, 2022 / 23:58

    Keith, you always get me laughing with your stories (unless you are writing in another genre, of course!)

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings October 21, 2022 / 11:05

      That’s what I hope to achieve (nine times out of ten!)

  14. Danny James's avatar Danny James October 21, 2022 / 02:09

    When you least expect it.

  15. granonine's avatar granonine October 21, 2022 / 03:16

    Thanks, Keith. It’s been a rough week, and I needed a laugh tonight!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings October 21, 2022 / 11:14

      I’m delighted to have been of service Linda, I hope things are on the up again.

  16. Alicia Jamtaas's avatar Alicia Jamtaas October 21, 2022 / 05:13

    Oh, this made me laugh. Thank you VERY much.

  17. Tannille's avatar Tannille October 21, 2022 / 05:18

    Close enough. It’ll do. 😀

  18. poetisatinta's avatar poetisatinta October 21, 2022 / 16:00

    As always your humour is ‘The source’ of much jocularity 🙂

  19. plaridel's avatar plaridel October 21, 2022 / 19:51

    he didn’t find what he was searching, but it went well in the end. it’s like traveling, when you get lost, you’d likely discover something new. 🙂

  20. Whispered Words's avatar Whispered Words October 22, 2022 / 03:56

    Ha Ha , love the humour.

  21. Bill's avatar Bill October 23, 2022 / 12:44

    Well written and well (voice) acted, Keith. The world of retail with hearing loss is confusing, but it as a customer or owner.

  22. Dahlia's avatar Dahlia October 24, 2022 / 05:45

    Thesauraus is a dinosaur! Enjoyed it very much, thanks

  23. Heather Musk's avatar Heather Musk October 27, 2022 / 22:18

    You go in looking for one thing and come out with another! Definitely been there! Well done.

  24. britcanwrites's avatar britcanwrites November 4, 2022 / 15:56

    I had a feeling she thought the request was for a book on dinosaurs … good piece.

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