Punfest!

For Six Sentence Stories where the given word is Spark.

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Jock the Shock’s an electrician, and he’s known for being a bit of a live wire!

Ask him what his favourite band is and he’ll say AC/DC, his favourite ice cream, shockolate, what does he like in buns, currents, he drives a Voltswagon van … the list goes on!

I saw him in the pub the other day and he told me his mate had been charged with battery and spent the night in a dry cell. 

I was shocked until I realised he was up to his old tricks and punning again, he just can’t resist it!

He suddenly looked a bit down in the mouth so I tried cheering him up by playing him at his own game and said ‘watts up?’, and he told me he was having a problem with his current girlfriend because the spark had gone out of their relationship.

I chuckled before realising he was being serious, and before I could say how sorry I was, he got up, walked towards the door, then turned and said ‘I’m going ohm’.

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Thanks to Denise at GirlieOnTheEdge for hosting.

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This has absolutely nothing to do with my silly story, but the prompt took me back to my childhood and an LP I played over and over again, Sparky’s Magic Piano. This is just the final part. Warning, it gets a bit emotional halfway through!

 

35 thoughts on “Punfest!

  1. beth's avatar beth September 29, 2022 / 11:12

    an expert word-player!

  2. The Sicilian Storyteller's avatar The Sicilian Storyteller September 29, 2022 / 11:16

    Very clever! I can tell my day is going to be a ‘bright’ one with this ‘shining’ start!

  3. Sadje's avatar Sadje September 29, 2022 / 12:32

    Excellent pun-feast Keith.

      • Sadje's avatar Sadje September 29, 2022 / 13:02

        Just right 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

  4. ceayr's avatar ceayr September 29, 2022 / 15:04

    I thought you’d never put a plug in it.
    I almost re-fused to comment!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 29, 2022 / 16:39

      I’m not sure if your comment is positive or negative. You should have read it before I adaptered it!

  5. Christine Goodnough's avatar Christine Goodnough September 29, 2022 / 15:08

    You and Jock seem to have a lot in common! You’ve fused together another delightful six sentence tale.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 29, 2022 / 16:49

      Very true, we share a common USP, although he’s from the USA and pays his bills with the USD

      • Christine Goodnough's avatar Christine Goodnough September 29, 2022 / 20:53

        Well, at least he doesn’t use bitcoin. That tends to fizzle, I’ve heard.
        Like my WordPress login info.

  6. Frank Hubeny's avatar Frank Hubeny September 29, 2022 / 15:37

    Nice ending: ‘I’m going ohm’ hopefully to make up with his girlfriend.

  7. Suzette Benjamin's avatar Suzette Benjamin September 29, 2022 / 16:38

    Well punned high voltage story Keith. ! Hilarious piece as always Keith.

  8. UP's avatar UP September 29, 2022 / 17:12

    clever and punny…i envy punny people. good six

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 29, 2022 / 17:17

      Cheers Paul. For me, puns are fun. I think of one then some come running!

  9. Doug Jacquier's avatar Doug Jacquier September 29, 2022 / 19:24

    I dips me lid to this punfest, Keith. I won’t add to it for fear of overloading the circuit. However I have so say how delighted I was to read that Sparky and his magic piano came to mind with this prompt for you as well.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 30, 2022 / 12:00

      Cheers, Doug. I thought of doing a modern take on Sparky, but then I heard the piano say “Oh no you won’t”!

  10. pensitivity101's avatar pensitivity101 September 29, 2022 / 19:33

    Clever clogs! Love it. And Sparky’s Magic Piano takes me back too.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings October 1, 2022 / 12:07

      I’d forgotten all about it until the prompt appears and then it popped into my mind!

  11. Patricia's avatar Patricia September 29, 2022 / 23:52

    Very clever and punny.

  12. clark's avatar clark September 30, 2022 / 12:29

    ok
    (what is it about puns, especially as used above, that totally gets the brain into competitive punning mode? I accept that I must only read and not try to write, sensei)
    Fave: “…said ‘I’m going ohm’.

    Fun Six

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings October 1, 2022 / 11:52

      Punning can be infectious, like catching a cold – but without sneezing. Writing them is a challenging pundertaking but fun!

  13. Liz H's avatar Liz H September 30, 2022 / 18:02

    You crack me up, Dude! 😂😂😉

  14. susanrouchard's avatar susanrouchard September 30, 2022 / 20:02

    Thanks Keith for this entertaining story. Loved the puns around electricity.

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