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That I’ll keep, this can go. I don’t want this, that can stay.
I’ll keep the bicycle, the helmet too. I don’t want another hamster so I’ll sling the cage.
That’s okay, that’s a waste of space. These are useless, these are quite handy.
What’s in these drawers? Keep, discard keep, discard, discard, discard, keep.
Why we kept that stained mattress I don’t know, or that dotty doo-dah over there.
That dead garlic stinks and those onions pong. Bin!
I don’t even remember getting that awful mannequin. Oh, sorry darling, I didn’t realise you were there!
*note to self, get eyes tested.
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Thanks to Rochelle for hosting and to Alicia Jamaas for the picture.
Click Mr Frog to partake in the conviviality.
Be prepared for consequences 🙂
I’m ready and waiting!
😀😀
Ha. That’s not going to be easy to explain
No way! Cheers, Neil.
Haha! Always the twist.
Oh yes! Thanks, Trish.
Uh oh
Oh yes!
Great twist, Keith 🙂
I’m pleased you thought so, thanks, Linda.
Haha! Hilarious
Thanks so much Sadje!
My pleasure
After he gets his eyes tested, he’d better think of offering her an elegant restaurant dinner, a nice bouquet of flowers, a lovely gemstone…
…at least! Cheers, Christine.
🤣🤣🤣…yes please get and keep some new spectacles..
I think he’s got the message!
Lol 😆
“dotty doo-dah” and “the awful mannequin” had me laughing out loud. You know that would make a great band name: “Dotty Doo-dah and The Awful Mannequins”.
I agree, a great name!
Thank goodness the wife didn’t end up discarded!
That would have been awkward!
Love it!
I’m pleased, thanks Di!
You’re welcome
Haha!! Another great ending!! I recall reading a recommendation by an organization expert. Her advise was to go through our clothes closets and ditch anything that had not been worn within the last year (some actually say 6 months which I think is a bit drastic). Like most women (and men, I reckon) I have items in my closet I haven’t worn in 6 years let alone 6 months. I guess I really need to get ditching! You just never know when those bell bottoms will come back in style!
I too have clothes I haven’t worn for years, but in my case, I keep them in the hope I one day lose weight! As for bell bottoms, bring them on!
Made me chuckle!
I hoped it might! Thank you.
Heeheehee! You can forgive a person a lot if s/he is doing the cleaning.
You’d know all all about that Mimi!
A lot going on there.
Busy busy busy, cheers Danny!
And suddenly the room got frosty and if looks could kill…
They probably could if he could see them!
I see a tough time coming
No doubt about tha.! He should have gone to Specsavers!
Ohhh dear, classic case of foot in the mouth here.
Indeed there is!
Nice little laugh at the end! Thanks for that 😃
The pleasure is mine, thanks for dropping by.
I loved your mannequin comment LOL! Great piece.
I’m pleased, thanks, Tessa.
I just checked, Keith. Marie Kondo is not smiling. Not at all. In fact, she seems a bit twisted. Fun again.
She’s far too organised for me!
🙂
busted! 🙂
Yep!
LOL that’s a fun twist, and exactly the sort of thing my husband comes out with, too!
Oh dear, I hope it’s done light-heartedly!
Dear Keith,
Oops. I hope she has a sense of humor. As for me you remind me of all the dotty doodahs I need to get rid of in my basement. As always I love listening to you read. Fun story.
Shalom,
Rochelle
We all have a dotty doodah or two I’m sure! Thanks so much, Rochelle.
Ha you never fail to bring a smile to my face …… but oh your poor wife!! 🙂
Thanks, unfortunately, I didn’t bring a smile to hers!
🙂
That’s what she gets for not helping. One can’t mistake a moving person for a mannequin.
Yes, her fault!
I really enjoy your stories, Keith. I got a good chuckle from this one too!
I’m really pleased, thank you, Brenda.