Danger!

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Crouching in a deep hollow with a perfect view of the path, the atmosphere was tense and their nerves were on edge for soon their foe would be approaching.

Their arsenal of carefully picked weapons was close to hand and after days of practice and preparation, they were ready for anything, breathe deeply lads, breathe deeply.

The attack came suddenly, the enemy charging towards them, bombarding them with missiles. 

A shower of soggy sprouts and squidgy squash was followed by a riot of rotten cabbage cannonballs.

They retaliated with a cascade of stale cupcakes and a barrage of mouldy bread rolls, but things did not go their way and twenty minutes later they emerged from the ditch defeated, hands held high.

Their punishment was to clean up the battlefield and return the spent weapons to the garbage bins behind the supermarket from whence they came.

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Thanks to Denise at GirlieOnTheEdge for hosting

38 thoughts on “Danger!

  1. larry trasciatti's avatar larry trasciatti August 3, 2022 / 23:38

    Food fights are so enjoyable but can lead to big trouble and hard feelings

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings August 4, 2022 / 11:29

      Very hard feelings if you are hit by a big potato! Cheers, Larry.

  2. Sadje's avatar Sadje August 3, 2022 / 23:50

    Tut tut. Better luck next time. 😛😀

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings August 4, 2022 / 11:32

      Already planning it!

      At last, we can put a face to your name! Nice.

      • Sadje's avatar Sadje August 4, 2022 / 12:44

        Thanks Keith 👍🏼

  3. Susan St.Pierre's avatar Susan St.Pierre August 3, 2022 / 23:56

    Everyone knows that stale cupcakes are no match for rotten cabbage cannonballs! What were they thinking?!
    Always enjoy your levity, Keith.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings August 4, 2022 / 11:33

      They’ll get their own back I’m sure! Thanks Susan.

  4. Suzette Benjamin's avatar Suzette Benjamin August 4, 2022 / 00:23

    Fun! This really made me smile. And, just for a minute…you had me almost thinking it was going to be a different kind of battle. Well done!🍅

  5. Doug Jacquier's avatar Doug Jacquier August 4, 2022 / 00:35

    Plenty of food for fought here, Keith. 😉

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings August 4, 2022 / 11:52

      Nice one Doug – best fought with your mouth open!

  6. messymimi's meanderings's avatar messymimi's meanderings August 4, 2022 / 01:04

    Food fight! Words the janitor doesn’t like to hear, but if it’s outdoors and the losers do the cleaning, that’s a different matter.

  7. lifelessons's avatar lifelessons August 4, 2022 / 01:30

    I feel deprived. I don’t think Ive ever been in a food fight.

      • Prior...'s avatar Prior... August 4, 2022 / 13:07

        Love the little twists you are so good at giving us

  8. Christine Goodnough's avatar Christine Goodnough August 4, 2022 / 03:55

    Quite the battle — count me out, though. Still that was quite the tale! And WP even let me Like it! (I’m having the same issue with several blogs I follow.)

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings August 4, 2022 / 12:30

      Oh. come on, join in, I promise to attack you with cream cakes!

      Glad we are making progress. Btw, clicking on your name takes me to your gravatar, not your blog!

      • Christine Goodnough's avatar Christine Goodnough August 4, 2022 / 15:09

        I see what you mean — and my gravatar doesn’t even list my blog! I had to log in to “Like” your comment — and it didn’t work anyway. Now I have to log in again to leave this comment. Some issue about my e-mail versus username Frrrustrations!

  9. GirlieOnTheEdge's avatar GirlieOnTheEdge August 4, 2022 / 05:23

    I’m picking rotten cabbage cannonballs from my hair, lol
    That was great fun, Keith!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings August 4, 2022 / 12:31

      Sorry about that Denise! Pleased you had fun though!

  10. clark's avatar clark August 4, 2022 / 13:08

    (for the hypo-youthful among us, John Belushi “Food Fight!!!”)
    fun Six, Keith

    Like some of the others, knew of them, was never on the front lines for an actual battle.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings August 4, 2022 / 14:02

      Doug, thank you SO much for the link, it’s hilarious – especially the final few seconds!

  11. Frank Hubeny's avatar Frank Hubeny August 4, 2022 / 15:24

    They were at least organized enough to force the losing side to clean up the mess.

  12. Patricia's avatar Patricia August 4, 2022 / 16:57

    I have never been in a food fight. The punishment of the clean-up would take away some of the fun.

  13. Ade-Oluwa's avatar Ade-Oluwa August 5, 2022 / 14:03

    Boys! Why can’t they just have a fluffy pillow fight in peace?🙃

  14. jenne49's avatar jenne49 August 5, 2022 / 23:15

    As you say, Keith, boys will be boys! Nicely set up misdirection and a really fun story.

  15. Bernadette Braganza's avatar Bernadette Braganza August 6, 2022 / 10:11

    Have never been in a food fight, but I guess the lesson here is to pick your arsenal correctly. 🤔

  16. Liz H's avatar Liz H August 8, 2022 / 16:40

    Food Fight fun…until you get caught. But totally worth it!

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