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On my way to my girl’s place, I walked past the flower truck as the guy was packing up. He offered me some cut-priced cut flowers. Being a romantic I could hardly say no. They were almost dead, but it’s the thought that counts.
“Thanks a bunch”, she said, she loves a pun!
“I really lilac you,” I said, “We’re blossom buddies, I love you a lily more each daisy, our tulips should kiss”.
We leaned towards each other, puckering up … then she sneezed in my face! Wretched pollen.
Fortunately, she doesn’t mind dead flowers ‘cos she believes in reincarnation!
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Thanks to Rochelle for hosting and to Jan Wayne Fields for the photo.
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Haha! A fun-Pun filled tale
More than usual! Cheers Sadje.
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Atrocious puns, Keith!!!!
They are Neil, aren’t they?
This made me smile so much. Thanks I needed it today. Well done.
I’m delighted, thanks so much!
Awful puns that can’t help but raise a smile! 🙂
I’m awfully pleased! Cheers Iain.
I smiled at your puns, as I always do, but I really, really like your froggy 🙂
I’m pleased, thanks so much, Linda.
Totally floweristic!! 🌺
I like that word!
Fascinating, sneezing is also a occupational by product of working in a pepper factory🙂
I bet it is, achooo!
Awww I loved this story.
I’m pleased, thanks so much!
Fun puns!
Puns are fun! Thanks, Patricia.
hey, it’s something i wish i could have written myself. well done. 🙂
I couldn’t ask for a nicer compliment! Thanks so much plaridel
You come up with the most fun stories!
Nice of you to say so Mimi, thank you!
Oh, this was fun! You have such great ideas! 🙂
I try! Thanks so much, Na’ama.
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That had me giggling madly, oh master of puns.
You say the nicest things, thanks so much!
They were almost dead, but it’s the thought that counts. Hmm…so what was the thought? A girl could infer that you always do romance “on the cheap.”
I admit, it has been said! One has to get one’s financial priorities right!
Are you not the most clever and creative of the FF squares? Well done Sir Sunflower.
Keith keeps us laughing, and for that we gratefully chuckle through the Daisies.
Bill, thanks SO much for your kind words which coming from you is a great compliment.
You are quite welcome and I am equally honored. 🙂
Why do we laugh at puns? Because we love them, no matter how much we groan about them. Always a fun romp over here on this blog!
I’ve often asked myself the same question! Thanks so much, Dale.
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Dear Keith,
Not sure what this story stems from but I’d say you certainly rose to the occasion. I’m always happy to petal by your garden of punsies and punsettias. Delightful!
Shalom,
Rochelle
Now you’ve started, it must be catching! You are welcome to petal by any time Rochelle.
🙂 🙂 love all the poems, especially that last line!! Just FandabiRosie
1 wasn’t sure anyone would notice the one I sneeked in at the end! Thanks for your lovely comment.
You are so welcome 🙂
A match made in heaven. There is something to said for wildflowers that dance in the wind of flexibility. Wonderful story, Keith.
Indeed there is. Thanks so much, Lisa
You’re very welcome, Keith.
Being married to the master of dad jokes, puns are a standard issue in my house. Fun story!
I’m delighted for you! Thanks so much.
Lovely 😂😂
Thanks, Vartika.