It’s Monday again!

For Sadje’s What Do You See? prompt.





There’s a sign in my local pub that says in big bold letters, Drink Responsibly, and beneath it in teeny-weeny letters, Don’t Spill Any!

I admit I’ve suffered a few mishaps like drenching a white tablecloth with red wine and spilling my pint in a bloke’s lap which caused him considerable embarrassment as he left the pub and walked down the street!

I once spilt a drink on someone that was telling a joke. I never heard the end of it!

I don’t cry over spilt milk, but I did shed a tear the time I tipped over a glass of very expensive whisky. 

Having been the landlord of a somewhat lively drinking establishment for many years, I’ve done my fair share of mopping up. Butterfingered bar staff, tipsy tipplers and dosing old-timers have all given me cause to break out my bucket and sponge.

I was going to tell you a joke about when I spilt beer on my computer and it got Corona virus, but it won’t make sense to those that are not familiar with beer brands so I won’t bother!

So, let’s raise our glasses and…whoops, sorry!


Image credit; Avis @ Pexels

18 thoughts on “It’s Monday again!

  1. Sadje Jun 27, 2022 / 17:28

    I get the joke as I’ve heard about corona beer! Thanks for joining in with this fun story.

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  2. ladysighs Jun 27, 2022 / 20:11

    I like the way your stories sound like you just think them up at a moment’s notice and write them down as you are recording. Just casually talking to a friend. Nothing to it.

    (Actually, I don’t like it at all!! There ought to be a law against that.) 😉
    I stared at that picture for … ever and came up with nothing. 😦

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  3. michnavs Jun 29, 2022 / 05:23

    Yay…like Sadje i know bout the corona beer…i think its famous in the side of our world..lovely take Keith..

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  4. Eugenia Jun 29, 2022 / 16:57

    Fun and whimsical story, Keith! Cheers!


  5. SelmaMartin Jul 10, 2022 / 09:38

    Very very funny. And I believe I know why it would have been a Corina virus. Genius, you. Thanks.


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