For Sadje’s What Do You See? prompt.
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There’s a sign in my local pub that says in big bold letters, Drink Responsibly, and beneath it in teeny-weeny letters, Don’t Spill Any!
I admit I’ve suffered a few mishaps like drenching a white tablecloth with red wine and spilling my pint in a bloke’s lap which caused him considerable embarrassment as he left the pub and walked down the street!
I once spilt a drink on someone that was telling a joke. I never heard the end of it!
I don’t cry over spilt milk, but I did shed a tear the time I tipped over a glass of very expensive whisky.
Having been the landlord of a somewhat lively drinking establishment for many years, I’ve done my fair share of mopping up. Butterfingered bar staff, tipsy tipplers and dosing old-timers have all given me cause to break out my bucket and sponge.
I was going to tell you a joke about when I spilt beer on my computer and it got Corona virus, but it won’t make sense to those that are not familiar with beer brands so I won’t bother!
So, let’s raise our glasses and…whoops, sorry!
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Keith's Ramblings 
Corona virus. Love it.
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Thanks, Denise!
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I get the joke as I’ve heard about corona beer! Thanks for joining in with this fun story.
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That’s alright then! Thanks for hosting, Sadje.
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My pleasure 👍🏼
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I like the way your stories sound like you just think them up at a moment’s notice and write them down as you are recording. Just casually talking to a friend. Nothing to it.
(Actually, I don’t like it at all!! There ought to be a law against that.) 😉
I stared at that picture for … ever and came up with nothing. 😦
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That’s so kind of you. That’s how it is, stories often do appear from nowhere in no time at all!
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A marvelous take, Keith. Lovely stories. Cheers.
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Thank you so much, Suzette!
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My pleasure indeed, Keith. Cheers.
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A tale well told!
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Thanks, Mimi!
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Yay…like Sadje i know bout the corona beer…i think its famous in the side of our world..lovely take Keith..
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Seems I needn’t have worried! Thanks so much.
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Fun and whimsical story, Keith! Cheers!
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Even computers aren’t immune.
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Very very funny. And I believe I know why it would have been a Corina virus. Genius, you. Thanks.
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