For Six Sentence Stories where the given word is Confetti.
It was somewhat windy as the happy couple left the church so the groom held onto his bride’s hand extra tightly for fear she might fly away as her wedding gown began to balloon!
The guests started flinging confetti into the air, flying up and down, round and round whilst the church’s groundsman, broom in hand, looked on wearing a far from happy expression.
“It’s confetti, not spaghetti” shouted one onlooker as some flew into the groom’s mouth, setting off a round of poor puns and waggish wisecracks.
Such was the jollity that no one realised the hapless groom was choking, except that is for his newly acquired wife who was clearly an expert in the Heinrich manoeuvre.
“Save that for tonight” shouted some guy, unaware of the seriousness of the situation as bridey began pumping her beau.
Fortunately, he lived to tell the tale, something he does whenever given the opportunity!
Thanks to Denise at GirlieOnTheEdge for hosting.