A hundred words …

for Friday Fictioneers

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snow-blue

 

He’s gone.

Who’s gone?

My snowman.

Where was he?

On that chair.

Snowbody there now!

Don’t joke, this is serious.

Okay, we’ll look for him. Describe.

Carrot nose…

Did he pick it himself?

Listen! Coal for a mouth and wearing my scarf.

Icecap on his head?

I’ll ignore that.

He’s gone to McDonald’s for an iceberger!

Stop it.

With chilly sauce!

Grrrr!

Brrrr more like!

Look, footprints, they’re his.

There’s some snowballs, he’s fallen apart!

Not funny. Nooo, a puddle with my scarf in it.

He had a meltdown, should have taken a chill pill!

Don’t laugh, my scarf’s soaking wet!

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1Thanks to Rochelle for hosting and to Dale for the photo.

 

Poke Froggie to join in the fun!

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75 thoughts on “A hundred words …

  1. Frank Hubeny Apr 13, 2022 / 15:46

    I like those responses: “Snowbody there now!” and especially “He had a meltdown, should have taken a chill pill!”

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  2. Iain Kelly Apr 13, 2022 / 19:30

    That must take a prize for the most snow puns in 100 words! Enjoyable stuff 🙂

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  3. msjadeli Apr 14, 2022 / 02:38

    I like how you are able to take the most mundane photo and turn it into a comedy skit. Well-done, Keith!

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  4. James McEwan Apr 14, 2022 / 09:00

    Very good, still laughing. I’m sure he’ll be back next year, and with one look into those doe like pebble eyes your heart will melt.

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  5. pennygadd51 Apr 14, 2022 / 11:01

    Heehee – you had me giggling, Keith, especially with, ‘Carrot nose… Did he pick it himself?’

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  6. rochellewisoff Apr 14, 2022 / 13:52

    Dear Keith,

    A blizzard’s worth of pun. You made me laugh.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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  7. Bill Apr 14, 2022 / 18:37

    Brilliant, as usual, Keith. Thanks for the funny uplift. 🙂

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  8. Michael Apr 14, 2022 / 23:36

    Beautifully done, I right enjoyed reading this

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  9. DIYwriting Apr 15, 2022 / 17:08

    Snowbody knows where he went!

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  10. Vartika Apr 16, 2022 / 12:11

    Poor snow man. U reminded me of snow man from movie Frozen. Fun story

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  11. Dale Apr 16, 2022 / 16:46

    That was hilarious and fun – especially listening to you read it!

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    • Keith's Ramblings Apr 17, 2022 / 11:33

      Probably not what you had in mind when you sent Rochelle the picture, so I’m chuffed you enjoyed it!

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      • Dale Apr 17, 2022 / 13:50

        Sent? Oh, that is not how it works with her and me 😉
        She sees, she asks or more like, she informs!!
        But yes. I did!

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  12. Inside the Mind of Isadora Apr 16, 2022 / 21:36

    😂 😂 😂 Are you sure you aren’t a comedic actor? As you read your tale
    I was laughing all the way. Your expressive voice in this one was perfect.
    “Chill Pill” … to funny, Keith.
    Have a good weekend … Isadora 😎

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    • Keith's Ramblings Apr 17, 2022 / 11:41

      I’m not but it was really nice of you to suggest I might be! I’m really pleased you enjoyed it, Isadora.

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  13. Na'ama Yehuda Apr 17, 2022 / 01:31

    It happened to another snowman I know. It must be a snowdemic! Someone get an ice-age set or something!

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  14. Margaret Apr 17, 2022 / 08:34

    Very funny. I love it. And I want a few of those chill pills – I can feel a meltdown coming on any day now.

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  15. Natasha Apr 18, 2022 / 08:31

    Cutely hilarious, Keith.

    I am missing Rosey, sorely. Please bring her back.

    Meanwhile that’s quite a spiffy, sweet mast head.
    “Hope indeed springs eternal”

    Have a fun week, my friend.

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    • Keith's Ramblings Apr 18, 2022 / 17:21

      Don’t worry, Rosey is never far away and she’ll soon be back, I promise!

      I designed my header with Ukraine in mind, hence the colours and message. We can but hope.

      Thanks so much, Natasha.

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  16. Patricia Clair Apr 18, 2022 / 17:01

    Okay, there were some really good offerings this week, but this one has a special place in my heart – so freaking clever!

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