What should we do with it now?
The Christmas tree.
Yea, but what then?
Well, chop it up.
That seems disrespectful.
It’s only like a cremation, and they’re not disre-doo-da.
We could pile the bits on the compost heap.
They’ll probably still be there next Christmas.
Then you could piece it back together again!
Now you’re being silly.
I’m being frugal.
Never mind. We could carry it to the recycling place.
Down the road, second left, first right, up the hill, round the ….
Let’s just burn it.
Thanks to Rochelle for hosting and to Dale for the picture