A hundred words …

for Friday Fictioneers

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One rule for them, another for us, I’m fed up with them.

     Who?

The government.

     Oy, you know the rules, no politics in the pub!

Sorry. What did Adam say on December the twenty-fourth? It’s Christmas, Eve!

     Hey, we do not discuss religion here.

Sorry. Cold outside tonight.

     Oh, don’t go on and on about the weather.

Sorry. Did you hear about the bloke that got caught short running to the loo?

     Ay, no toilet humour.

Sorry. I’d offer you a drink, but that would probably be wrong too.

     I thought you’d never ask.

What?  I thought you didn’t tolerate sarcasm!

     Sorry. 

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41 thoughts on “A hundred words …

  1. Sadje's avatar Sadje December 1, 2021 / 16:28

    Haha! Good one.

      • Sadje's avatar Sadje December 1, 2021 / 16:29

        My pleasure

  2. Mason Bushell's avatar Mason Bushell December 1, 2021 / 16:31

    Nice one, Keith. Love the way to get out of making tea.

      • Mason Bushell's avatar Mason Bushell December 1, 2021 / 16:46

        Absolutely, cheers, Keith.

  3. Ain Starlingsson, forestbathing hermit's avatar Ain Starlingsson, forestbathing hermit December 1, 2021 / 17:49

    Ha! Yes…that is what happens…

  4. jenne49's avatar jenne49 December 1, 2021 / 21:15

    Oh, the sweet taste of revenge! Nice one, Keith.

  5. pennygadd51's avatar pennygadd51 December 1, 2021 / 21:42

    Haha! That had me grinning, Keith.

  6. dorahak's avatar dorahak December 1, 2021 / 22:01

    I think “Sorry” got the upper hand in this conversation! You can rule out everything else, but NOT sarcasm. Not in a pub. Great read, Keith!
    Pax,
    Dora

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings December 3, 2021 / 11:02

      Just the same few topics, over and over again! Thanks, Mimi.

  7. msjadeli's avatar msjadeli December 2, 2021 / 03:46

    Such a cute story and conversation. It comes to life as you read it. Cheers, Keith!

      • msjadeli's avatar msjadeli December 3, 2021 / 18:38

        You’re very welcome, Keith.

  8. GHLearner's avatar GHLearner December 2, 2021 / 14:29

    Too funny, I love the dialogue.

  9. rochellewisoff's avatar rochellewisoff December 2, 2021 / 14:47

    Dear Keith,

    There’s just no pleasing some people, is there? Love the dialogue and I love hearing you read it. 😀

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

  10. granonine's avatar granonine December 3, 2021 / 01:27

    Not much left to talk about, is there?

  11. Bill's avatar Bill December 3, 2021 / 15:25

    This must be one of those pubs located in the church basement. Funny story, Keith.

  12. plaridel's avatar plaridel December 4, 2021 / 17:29

    where’s the world going to? soon there’ll be nothing more to talk about. 🙂

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings December 6, 2021 / 10:47

      That’s exactly what was in my mind when I wrote it! Cheers, plaridel.

  13. draliman's avatar draliman December 5, 2021 / 17:05

    Quite the conversationalist. No talking when there’s drinking to be done!

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