A short story

for Six Sentence Stories where the given word is Method.

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The recipe looks simple enough, I’ll give it a go.

Ingredients :-  all I need is a bit of this, a spoon of that, a splodge of this and a load of something with a long name I can’t pronounce.

Method :-  looks straightforward, it says mix this and that with that and this, stir it, beat it, chuck it in a mixer on high speed, pour it out, bung it in a hot oven and wait a while.

Serving suggestion :-  it tells me to turn it out, put it on that, sprinkle some of this, cut into bits and enjoy!

The only section the recipe doesn’t have is one about cleaning up, so I’ll have to come up with my own.

Equipment :-  step ladder, hose, bucket, mop, scraper, cloths, a bin in which to tip that disgusting thing I made … oh, and a hot shower and clean clothes!

 

Thanks to GirlieOnTheEdge for hosting.

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37 thoughts on “A short story

  1. Denise's avatar Denise September 23, 2021 / 11:25

    Kinda what happens when Charlie wants to mix the ingredients himself. Cute.

  2. Sadje's avatar Sadje September 23, 2021 / 12:44

    You shouldn’t try new recipes! 😂😂😂

      • Sadje's avatar Sadje September 23, 2021 / 13:31

        Tut tut. 😛

  3. UP's avatar UP September 23, 2021 / 13:32

    Cute and clever. Charlie’s fun.

  4. Chris Hall's avatar Chris Hall September 23, 2021 / 15:57

    Man in the kitchen? (Oops, couldn’t resist).

  5. WildChild47's avatar WildChild47 September 23, 2021 / 16:32

    I love the carefree way you’ve described this. The word choices are so exemplary – a spoon, a splodge (love that word!), a load, chuck it in, bung it etc. This so totally makes the story come alive – paints such a vivid scene in the mind. Great job! Has me totally cracking up – not only because I can appreciate the cooking/culinary style, because I’ve been here too 😅😂

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 23, 2021 / 16:50

      Thanks so much for your lovely comment! It’s hardly an example of literary excellence but it was fun to write and apparently, for you anyway, fun to read! Must go, still got a lot to do!

      • WildChild47's avatar WildChild47 September 23, 2021 / 17:29

        have a wonderful day 😊

        and literary excellence it doesn’t have to be – but wow, this exercise proves the point that well chosen word choices/vocabulary really makes or breaks a story 😅

  6. Christine Goodnough's avatar Christine Goodnough September 23, 2021 / 17:43

    What did Thomas Edison say about now knowing 100 ways that didn’t work?
    But if that’s something chocolate you could at least have licked the bowl and beaters…maybe even some of the counter… 🙂

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 24, 2021 / 11:05

      …and the floor, and the ceiling! Yum yum! Wise man, Mr Edison.

  7. GirlieOnTheEdge's avatar GirlieOnTheEdge September 23, 2021 / 18:25

    LOL Delightful dish ‘o fun, Keith!
    Reminds me of first and last time I prepared (tried to!) Gnocchi alla Romana!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 24, 2021 / 11:03

      I just Googled the recipe – I can picture the scene! Thanks Denise.

  8. Frank Hubeny's avatar Frank Hubeny September 23, 2021 / 18:42

    That sounds like how I follow recipes. Plus hope for the best. Or procrastinate.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 24, 2021 / 11:00

      I sometimes wonder if people who write recipes have actually tried using them! Cheers, Frank.

  9. messymimi's meanderings's avatar messymimi's meanderings September 23, 2021 / 19:44

    It turns out that way sometimes. How about next week, just make a quick pasta sauce.

  10. Doug Jacquier's avatar Doug Jacquier September 23, 2021 / 20:12

    The step-ladder is a stroke of genius in this ‘damn the recipe’ saga, or should that be sad Aga. 🙂

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 24, 2021 / 10:57

      A very sad Aga – you should have seen the ceiling!

  11. ceayr's avatar ceayr September 24, 2021 / 10:37

    That must have been quite a sandwich, me old cucumber!

  12. Cassa Bassa's avatar Cassa Bassa September 25, 2021 / 09:06

    Hahahaha humours and a very fitting image to go with it.

  13. Liz H's avatar Liz H September 25, 2021 / 16:53

    The best laid plans, and method of production can lead to a mighty flat cake.
    Feed it to the mice, not men, and being out the heavy artillery. Let the true fun begin!

  14. The Atomic Mage's avatar The Atomic Mage September 26, 2021 / 08:19

    Too funny, keith 😂
    All hail the quick sandwich, and the champion of the highway – the pizza delivery guy 🙏🙏

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 26, 2021 / 17:08

      After that experience, I’m sure he agrees with you! Cheers.

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