One hundred words …

for Friday Fictioneers.

.

whitez

.

dales-photoLook at that odd … thing.

Is it a ball, is it a balloon, no it’s …

That reminds me, I need some oranges.

Mandarins are more appeeling, oranges give me the pip!

Very funny, seriously though I’m going to make some marmalade.

My Ma made marvellous marmalade.

Very amusing Marmaduke. I might make some jam too.

James, what happened when a truck spilt a load of strawberries on the motorway?

Go on, tell me.

Caused a jam!

Your jokes get worse. Say, why don’t we pop to the bar for a beer?

Great idea, I’ll raise a toast to your marmalade!

.

clipart1962037

.

.

Thanks to Rochelle for hosting and to Dale for the picture

Click Froggie to join in the fun!

ooooooooooooooo

 

53 thoughts on “One hundred words …

  1. Dale Jun 9, 2021 / 15:40

    That was fun! Now I’ve a hankering for marmelade, no strawberry jam, no…

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Dora Jun 9, 2021 / 19:49

    Keith,
    LOL. The jokes may only get worse with a beer!
    pax,
    dora

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Michael Jun 9, 2021 / 20:25

    Marmalade it is fabulous, and always better than being in a jam

    Liked by 1 person

  4. jenne49 Jun 9, 2021 / 22:52

    Thank you for making me smile again, Keith! I love how you play with words.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. rochellewisoff Jun 10, 2021 / 16:17

    Dear Keith,

    Nothing like a pun that makes us groan within a story that makes us smile. 😀 Fabulous froggy

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

    Liked by 1 person

    • Keith's Ramblings Jun 10, 2021 / 16:37

      That was exactly my aim, Rochelle! Laughing takes more effort than a leisurely groan!

      Like

  6. susanrouchard Jun 10, 2021 / 21:19

    Thank you Keith ……. Superball, the new comic strip hero ! Hope to be joining you soon on Friday Fictionneers. Take care. All the best..

    Liked by 1 person

  7. msjadeli Jun 11, 2021 / 16:54

    I bet you enjoyed writing this as I did reading it. It does look like a giant fruit!

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Brenda's Thoughts Jun 11, 2021 / 18:24

    Mandarins are certainly more a-peeling! I love corny jokes. (How do you catch a unique rabbit. How? U-nique up on it. I couldn’t help myself…haha.) Cute dialogue and fun story, Keith!

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Sandra Jun 13, 2021 / 10:36

    It’s going to be a long night. Even a dozen beers might not dull this edge.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Na'ama Yehuda Jun 15, 2021 / 02:09

    This was very punny … and now I have me a harking for some jam. Or marmalade. Even better … 😉

    Liked by 1 person

  11. granonine Jun 15, 2021 / 18:21

    Great stuff, Keith. Puns and alliteration, all in one little story 🙂

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s