“You’ve reached your destination” chirped Sanav Sally.
I needed to make an impression on Imogen, it was our first date.
Five stars on Tripadvisor. Perfect for a romantic evening said one commenter.
Oh dear, what a mess!
“It’s rather scruffy,” said Imogen.
“Shabby chic” I replied.
“It’s falling apart”.
“‘Everything’s wet, no wonder it’s called The Watering Hole!”
“Very funny!” I said.
Imogen pointed at the sign. Oh no, she was right. We were supposed to be at The Love Nest.
I tried blaming it on Satnav Sally. “She’s jealous,” I said, “wants me all to herself”.
That was it. Date over!
Thanks to Rochelle for hosting and to Dale for the picture.