A few words …

Keith's Ramblings

for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt where today’s given word is Asinine and the limit, 74 words.

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Bend knees, address ball, hit left, mind bunker. ‘Fore’ someone shouts. I can’t even manage one!  I’ve lost countless balls, and they are bloody expensive.

As for that asinine pigeon, it shouldn’t have flown so close as I swung the bat or stick whatever it’s called. My mate covered in feathers did look funny though!

Forget two to eighteen.  I’m off to the nineteenth for a beer. Dominoes and solitaire in future.  Proper sport.

24 thoughts on “A few words …”

  1. Na'ama Yehuda's avatar Na'ama Yehuda October 10, 2020 / 15:48

    Well sometimes it is just time to put down the club and tee and go to the club for some tea…

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  2. Prior...'s avatar Prior... October 10, 2020 / 16:30

    Haha – off to the 19th

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      • Prior...'s avatar Prior... October 11, 2020 / 14:36

        Cheers Keith

  3. Sadje's avatar Sadje October 10, 2020 / 17:34

    Great story. It’s all the pigeon’s fault

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      • Sadje's avatar Sadje October 11, 2020 / 12:17

        🤣🤣🤣

  4. ceayr's avatar ceayr October 10, 2020 / 19:50

    Wee bit harsh on the pigeon, Keith, doos are people too!

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  5. rochellewisoff's avatar rochellewisoff October 10, 2020 / 21:31

    Dear Keith,

    Once more you’ve made par with the graphic. As a person who doesn’t understand golf (nor does she want to) I found this piece delightful.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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  6. Dora's avatar Dora October 10, 2020 / 23:17

    The hobbits invented golf, you know. One of Bilbo’s forefathers. Just thought I’d throw that out there 🙂

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  7. hilarymb's avatar hilarymb October 11, 2020 / 09:03

    Hi Keith – well at least all 18 holes would take us out and away from the mess we’re in … beauty out there on the course. Then yes to the 19th … ‘spect they close this week?! At least we have some sun today … take care – Hilary

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    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings October 11, 2020 / 10:32

      All very true Hilary! I bet the view is wonderful up at The Downs Golf Club right now!

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      • hilarymb's avatar hilarymb October 11, 2020 / 13:13

        Bet the clarity from up there would be brilliant … I’m about to sit on my backside and watch the French open final … tennis tempts too much!! Don’t see it that often … enjoy your trip out … take care = Hilary

  8. Jen Goldie's avatar Jen Goldie October 11, 2020 / 18:12

    Clever Keith 😊
    But the poor pigeon! UGH!

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  9. messymimi's meanderings's avatar messymimi's meanderings October 12, 2020 / 00:32

    Heeheehee! Golf is a sport that i believe is not for the faint of heart.

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  10. Bill's avatar Bill October 12, 2020 / 15:26

    I love golf too, Keith. Fastest cure for insomnia ever. The problem with 19 is there are always too many golfers.
    However, I have volunteered to drive the beer cart on occasion. 🙂

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