for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt where today’s given word is Asinine and the limit, 74 words.
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Bend knees, address ball, hit left, mind bunker. ‘Fore’ someone shouts. I can’t even manage one! I’ve lost countless balls, and they are bloody expensive.
As for that asinine pigeon, it shouldn’t have flown so close as I swung the bat or stick whatever it’s called. My mate covered in feathers did look funny though!
Forget two to eighteen. I’m off to the nineteenth for a beer. Dominoes and solitaire in future. Proper sport.
Well sometimes it is just time to put down the club and tee and go to the club for some tea…
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Indeed it is Na’ama!
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Haha – off to the 19th
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Seemed a good idea! Cheers Prior.
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Cheers Keith
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Great story. It’s all the pigeon’s fault
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Absolutely! Pesky bird!
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🤣🤣🤣
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Wee bit harsh on the pigeon, Keith, doos are people too!
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You’re probably right!
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Dear Keith,
Once more you’ve made par with the graphic. As a person who doesn’t understand golf (nor does she want to) I found this piece delightful.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Nor me Rochelle. ‘Made par’ – nice one!
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The hobbits invented golf, you know. One of Bilbo’s forefathers. Just thought I’d throw that out there 🙂
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I learn something new every day! Cheers Dora.
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Hi Keith – well at least all 18 holes would take us out and away from the mess we’re in … beauty out there on the course. Then yes to the 19th … ‘spect they close this week?! At least we have some sun today … take care – Hilary
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All very true Hilary! I bet the view is wonderful up at The Downs Golf Club right now!
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Bet the clarity from up there would be brilliant … I’m about to sit on my backside and watch the French open final … tennis tempts too much!! Don’t see it that often … enjoy your trip out … take care = Hilary
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Clever Keith 😊
But the poor pigeon! UGH!
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I know, very sad!
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yes!
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Heeheehee! Golf is a sport that i believe is not for the faint of heart.
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I did try it – but only once!
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I love golf too, Keith. Fastest cure for insomnia ever. The problem with 19 is there are always too many golfers.
However, I have volunteered to drive the beer cart on occasion. 🙂
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What a great idea! Cheers Bill.
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