A cheeky tale …

for Friday Fictioneers … on a Wednesday!

 

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I’m a sought-after TV and film extra.  You’ve no doubt seen me enhancing the background.

Due to my amazing physique, I’m also a body double.  That’s not Bonkiono’s butt bobbing up and down his latest naughty scene, it’s mine.  Poor chap had a boil as big as a baseball on his bum-cheek so I bobbed instead! 

I’m a stunt double too.  Yesterday I enacted a knife fight.  Tragically I pricked my little finger,  so sadly you won’t be seeing my gorgeous hand in the upcoming advert for ModernMan nail gloss. 

Naturally, I regularly walk the red carpet … ‘cos I’ve one in me bedroom!

 

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Thanks to Rochelle for hosting, and for providing the photo, ‘Hollywood crowd’.

 

 

Click Froggie to see what others have come up with!

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62 thoughts on “A cheeky tale …

  1. rochellewisoff Aug 12, 2020 / 16:17

    Dear Keith,

    Tis the lot of the double. All the work and none of the glory. Love the ending line and, of course, the Oscar-winning frog.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

    Liked by 1 person

    • Keith's Ramblings Aug 12, 2020 / 17:45

      I wonder if any of today’s A-listers started as extras. Thanks so much Rochelle.

      Like

  2. Iain Kelly Aug 12, 2020 / 18:08

    Hope you take solace in the decent pay the doubles get, better that and remain anonymous than have the press chasing you everywhere.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Gabriella Aug 12, 2020 / 21:27

    Some people have a high opinion of themselves. I loved that last line!

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Tannille Aug 13, 2020 / 09:10

    My BS radar flipped. He sounds full of it. haha. Enjoyed the story.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Liz Young Aug 13, 2020 / 14:44

    One day the director will call your name – “Keith, can you say this line too?”

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Bill Aug 13, 2020 / 14:54

    Well, Keith. You did it again. I rolled my eyes and laughed my way through this one. Well done.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. granonine Aug 13, 2020 / 15:32

    I knew we were in for a bum tale when I saw “a cheeky tale” in the intro. Funny, with just a hint of sadness and frustration. A red carpet in the bedroom may be the best most of us will ever do!

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  8. James McEwan Aug 13, 2020 / 20:15

    I loved the upbeat joyfulness of this. The idea of walking the red carpet every evening is a deserved reward.

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Mike Aug 14, 2020 / 10:11

    Cracking story, I enjoyed it,

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Inside the Mind of Isadora Aug 14, 2020 / 15:30

    I think they work harder than the actors sometimes.
    A lot of bumps and scrapes to keep up with too.
    I enjoyed your tale, Keith. They’re always a pleasure to read.
    Have a wonderful weekend … Be Safe
    Isadora 😎

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  11. Russell Gayer Aug 14, 2020 / 17:31

    I have seen you, and your performance was outstanding. I do wish you’d stop doing those pharmacuetical commercials, though. Stick to the ones for hemorrhoid and toilet paper, that’s where the real money is.

    Liked by 1 person

  12. msjadeli Aug 14, 2020 / 20:23

    That’s entertainment! I loved the “b’s” part. Cute Froggie Icon (stand-in for Kermit, no doubt!)

    Liked by 1 person

  13. subroto Aug 16, 2020 / 10:46

    Ha! Ha! I am sure he is not going to be palmed off roles for a while. And Bonkiono – now that’s a name for a naughty star.

    Liked by 1 person

  14. Nobbinmaug Aug 17, 2020 / 22:19

    Being a star in one’s own mind can be better. All the “fame” without those pesky paparazzi.

    Liked by 1 person

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